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For XP/Vista:

Lower Ram:
Windowskey + R -> Type: msconfig -> Find: Boot -> Find: advance options -> Max mem: 256

1/2/3/4 CPU's:
Windowskey + R -> Type: msconfig -> Find: Boot -> Find: advance options -> Number of processors: 1 or more (1 works best)

This will make them go insane with the slow bootup time and only 1 thread working
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That's rude.
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haha lol
    
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post #4 of 15
ohhhh. school computer madness!
post #5 of 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknownm View Post
For XP/Vista:

Lower Ram:
Windowskey + R -> Type: msconfig -> Find: Boot -> Find: advance options -> Max mem: 256

1/2/3/4 CPU's:
Windowskey + R -> Type: msconfig -> Find: Boot -> Find: advance options -> Number of processors: 1 or more (1 works best)

This will make them go insane with the slow bootup time and only 1 thread working
LOL. Wicked, but funny .

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post #6 of 15
OH yes i have got to do this on my cousins new rig...hes been getting on my nerves and awful lot lately.
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post #7 of 15
wow this is some wicked horrible stuff to pull on a computer enthusiast. I can just imagine if someone did this to me. I'd be pulling my hair out for weeks, before I finally reformatted.
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post #8 of 15
I would get a Samurai Sword from here and hurt myself... I mean somebody else.
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post #9 of 15
Wow how would you ever figure this one out? That's like the last thing one would think of hah.

I should try it one day, see how long it takes me too boot with 256mb of ram!
post #10 of 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dezixn View Post
Wow how would you ever figure this one out? That's like the last thing one would think of hah.

I should try it one day, see how long it takes me too boot with 256mb of ram!
Like 50 seconds? I've been using a P4 with 512MB of Ram for 6 months now, I know, painful.
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