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post #31 of 45
I LOL'd pretty well at "lunix" and the highest "vote" being that hackers smell bad.
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post #32 of 45
lol my parents have asked me questions like these.
"hide your gun and make sure they have trigger locks"
Quake is a training ground for hacker ? to do what ? kill people?
these people are
whoever wrote this am going to use my illegal hacking program called "Lunix" to hack into his computer wearing my day glo pants and wearing my glostick hat.
jk this is funny
all hail "Linyos Torovoltos"

"AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. "
In the end the kid was probaly just watching porn or downloading illegal videos and games
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post #33 of 45
Man I so wish that was real.
It's believable in the first paragraph.

After that it's obvious. But just looking at the section it was posted into and the poll give it away. And all the links do too. I think they are the best part.
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post #34 of 45
These things are always mildly entertaining, but they are hilarious just for the comments. I think people just like to be mad and find someone to yell at, so every time one of these parody websites comes out making it BLATANTLY obvious it is a joke, they still feel the need to get all offended and post something.

I think the best part is that they ALWAYS call the poster dumb/stupid/uninformed/etc, when the amusing part is THEY are the idiot that couldn't even tell it was a joke!! I skimmed the site but read a lot of the comments just for fun
    
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post #35 of 45
i'd hope not, seeing as how i don't have a son
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sublimejhn View Post
I think the best part is that they ALWAYS call the poster dumb/stupid/uninformed/etc, when the amusing part is THEY are the idiot that couldn't even tell it was a joke!!
...I'm an idiot

I remember a World without computers. A world of Dewey-Decimal and cursive writing. To my kind the Computer was a wonderous, mysterious marvel... a new and undiscovered science.

If you said "Quake" to most non-literate computer peopl they would probably take a dive under the nearest table....

I know a few people (currently) that could have written that (sans the air of personal self-superiority)... they are not idiots, they are uniformed in his very narrow wedge of what is the human knowledge-base.

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post #37 of 45
Hahaha. I hadn't seen that before. That's way too funny. It had me until he started talking about AMD and later "Lunix".

Bonzi Buddy. Lol.
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post #38 of 45
Haha, i remember reading this in early 2002
post #39 of 45
lol nice find first time i have read it.
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3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
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LOL @ Flash being a hacker program.
    
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