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Tokyo (Japan) - If there is one place in the world that any gadget-electronic freak should go to, that is Akihabara district in Tokyo. Numerous stores bring on fascinating number of products, often first in the world. There are also products which are not so usual, nor you can find them in retail or e-tail in western world.

One of these unavailable products is Windows Vista Ultimate SP1 Toilet edition. Yes, you've read it correctly. If Vista is leaving a aftermouth taste like a crappy burger in *insert the name of franchise you hate the most*, you can always clean yourself with this appropriate piece of paper.

Service Pack 1 for Vista Ultimate Edition is an elite piece, three-layer toilet paper that will leave that comfortable feeling. In order to improve the experience, unnamed Japanese maker also printed
the list of all new Vista features. Sadly for us westerners, the list of features is listed in Japanese kanji, and calling translators from AltaVista or Google will hardly help.

If you're interested in acquiring such a brilliant piece of (toilet) paper, only thing you need is to visit T-Zone store, either in person or on http://www.tzone.com/diy/index.jsp. We thank PC Hotline! for the pictures.

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hhahahaha.........

Thanks man i needed a good laugh.

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EPIC LOLZZZZ

I so want some of that for the tech building bathroom at my University
    
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Gotta love the crazy Japanese people!
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i love it!! i wonder how much it would cost to have a roll shipper here hell im just trying to navigate the site
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I need some! rep+
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Lol Lol LOL LOL and more LOL!! i can´t believe this guys windows vista toilet paper hahaaha,great find.
 
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Ahahaha, lol! Thank God it's not Microsoft that made that themselves lol.
    
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I wonder if what Microsoft with do with this product since I think that name windows vista should be copyright protected I wonder if they would allow such products to just be available in public. Anyway I think that Japanese people are really great when it comes to gadgets and I commend them for doing this because Vista is really a junk.
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