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i hope this gets enough.
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I'm just surprised hollywood hasn't figured out yet, that everything this guy touches turns to crap. You'd think he'd be blacklisted already, since he's had plenty of chances. Maybe they keep thinking he'll do better next time lol, but seriously I have no idea why they keep greenlighting this fool. Enough is enough, give someone else a chance who maybe won't automatically ruin it.
Ahh.. he's not Hollywood.

He is a German. There is a loophole in the German law. It basically goes like this: To support German movie development, the government will write-off any German movie's loss. The movie does not have to be shot in German but just the studio is located there. Uwe gets financial backing from rich investors (what other type is there) to make a movie. If the movie flops, the investors get a nice big tax write-off. If it does well (HA HA!), they get money back.
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here's the far cry movie trailer...

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here's the far cry movie trailer...

www.gametrailers.com/player/30630.html

This is exactly what I'm talking about, he makes it look so cheap. like the cheapest street whore.

I'm so mad I even made 'chain' type of letter to all my friends to send it further and to sign that sucker off.
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ww... wha... wha... huh?
I think i can translate for you Duckie, he saw EPIC FAIL and thought it was abou the company Epic and they failed at something then went on a tangent about how EPIC RULZ!!1!

lol i now see it was already discovered, read first right? LOL
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Broke 55000, looking good.

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3.Smallpox is better than Uwe Boll

If I bought a DVD of a Uwe Boll film and opened the box to find that, instead of the expected plastic disc, I had unleashed an endless wave of flesh eating parasitic insects who dived straight for my face, it would be slightly better value for money than seeing Alone in the Dark or House of the Dead. If any of the actors of said films had a shred of decency they would have hired a hit on him.

2.Cancer_patient

Germany gives birth to a new monster, Uwe Boll's films are so bad they make the Holocaust seem trivial by comparison, and has the potential to cause more harm. This man is a black hole on the world's economy and every person's career who works with him. There is a good chance that watching any of his films may render you sterile or give you cancer, the kicker being that the disease that you are 90% certain to get won't even have the decency to kill you before the end of the movie. I would be more than willing to sign his death warrant, but this will have to suffice for now.
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Bloodrayne was awesome! You got to see Kristanna Loken topless... that's about it. The rest of the movie with putrid.
lol you beat me to it
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here's the far cry movie trailer...

www.gametrailers.com/player/30630.html
When did Jack sleep with the rather not so hot looking (vid game character) CIA agent??? Anyways... where do I sign?! (I know exactly where, do not quote me with the link to the sign-up page, because I know where it is and you will most likely be ignored )

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here's the far cry movie trailer...

www.gametrailers.com/player/30630.html
*facepalm*

That is so cheap and cheesy looking.

Jesus Christ...

Signed, #55,something.
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