No I can not sleep with you, its a conflict of interest for two reason I am in a position of authority and because I am not gay.
EDIT: I might be able to overlook the second one...but I am still a mod and leader of this team.
1.) Unprofessional relationship
3.) Against "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Lets not break the rules. We can always just keep each other in our hearts and minds. It is just the wanting that causing the yearning.
I need sleep.