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post #11 of 24
Still time? I'm in!
post #12 of 24
im in

joke
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A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

There he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused: A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's Lane...and nothing obscene is happening!

"What's your age, young man?"

"I'm 25, sir."

"And her ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
    
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Count me in.
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post #14 of 24
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Ok still cutting this off in 10mins, but will randomise in an hour. Got to deal with the missus. The winner will either need a steam account or a email address for me to send it to
    
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post #15 of 24
me 2 plz
    
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post #17 of 24
I'm in,and the joke:

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
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post #18 of 24
Quote:
The penis said to his genitals, get ready lads i'm taking you to a party.

The genitals replay by saying. You're having a laugh ain't ya! Every time you go inside you leave outside knocking!
I tried to make it as pleasant as possible. I personally don't think it is crude in any way but i do find it rather funny.

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Good News: Fritzle the Austrian rapist has been sentenced to the death penalty
Bad News: John Terry is taking it
A good football joke for you there

I don't need HL2, just thought i would share the humor.
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post #19 of 24
I'm glad that there are still people who reach out to those in need of nice things.

Although, I'm kind of in need of nice things myself. Nice things like a job, and half life 2.

EDIT: Okay, there's a thunderstorm, like right outside of my house, So if by some chance of luck, if I win Email me at Arbiter419@gmail.com ktnx
Edited by Arbiter419 - 5/26/08 at 4:03pm
    
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Ok. Calling time on this now.

back to randomise later
    
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