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My 9 year old cousin brags to me that he got crysis. His laptop won't play it, his OLDER desktop won't play it, on his wimpy 256 MB ram, athlon XP, POS. Man, that makes ME mad. He can't even play it, he always brags, that spoiled brat. I wanted crysis since last Nov. and BOOM, this little kid gets it.

I show him the demo, then he gets excited (as usual) and HAS to get the game (and he does) i even warned him it wouldn't run. at maximum he would get 5 FPS on low. And his laptop is new and dual core 3 GB of ram and haha, the demo would not work! XD. When he brings it this friday i am gonna install it and pwn him.
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Mad, I'd be LMAOFOCROFBHWKB if I were you.
    
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beat his ass down and take it
Edited by A Russian :D - 7/1/08 at 5:10pm
    
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post #4 of 54
what makes me mad is when stilllegendaryu2k posts useless threads.
thats what makes me mad.
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post #5 of 54
Actually this one belongs in the Rants and raves!
    
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post #6 of 54
Ehm...what?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by justarealguy View Post
Ehm...what?
There's a section at the bottom of the first page titled Rants and Raves.
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post #8 of 54
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Yeah, i tried to be cool about it but inside, i was boiling. Then i talked to his mom, mindless drone as she is she said "it says windows XP on it" then i tell her, YOU NEED A GOOD COMPUTER!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My rig plays the DEMO on high just fine, surprisingly smooth at 12 (lowest) 16 (average) and 26 (max) FPS, and his POS computers will undoubtedly suck at crysis, you should see his hands when he plays a PC FPS. HE SUCKS! His hands look like crippled little old lady hands because his hands are small lumpy little kid hands. > HE'S FRICKEN 9!! I SHOWED HIM SPLINTER CELL pandora tommorrow and chaos theory, THE SAME DAY HE GOT THE XBOX VERSIONS, USED AT GAMESTOP!! GRAAGH! THAT SPOILED BRAT!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Duke View Post
Actually this one belongs in the Rants and raves!
Then would you kindly move it there, please? Or another mod, if you can't. (I don't know if you have mod privelages)
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I'd seriously stop showing him stuff.
    
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