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post #11 of 23
7/20/08 at 11:29pm
"The cake is a lie"

I've gotta say...that phrase written on the walls in blood freaked me out.
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post #12 of 23
7/20/08 at 11:43pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by hiiyah777 View Post
^^Wow, I don't even remember that quote, but it is my new quote of the week. I'm still laughing out loud!
that was in the final round, in GLADOS's chamber.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Choggs396 View Post
Favorite GLaDOS line(s):


LOL
Genius!
hehe.. dark humor turns me on

another good one:

Quote:
Originally Posted by GLaDOS
Weeee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very, very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Please place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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post #13 of 23
7/20/08 at 11:49pm
Another favorite of mine:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Portal
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye" and you were like (slow mo voice) "NO WAAY" and I was all like "we pretended we were going to murder you" That was great...

Edited by killa_concept - 7/20/08 at 11:53pm
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post #14 of 23
7/21/08 at 12:09am
amazing anaylsis of portal's GLADoS
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post #15 of 23
7/21/08 at 12:15am
I love the one killa_concept posted. It was definately one of my favorites.

OT: @ killa_concept: Your sig is great.... 2 ocn flames. Man that's classic.
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post #16 of 23
7/21/08 at 2:54am
Had to look it up, but the repetition makes this one gold.

Quote:
Good news. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters..
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post #17 of 23
7/21/08 at 9:19am
Quote:
Originally Posted by SZayat View Post
Whoah...... that's crazy.
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post #18 of 23
7/21/08 at 11:54am
Quote:
"The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
Make no attempt to solve it."

"Fantastic. You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme
pessimism."
I loved this part
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post #19 of 23
7/21/08 at 2:15pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by killa_concept View Post
Another favorite of mine:

Quote:
Originally Posted by GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye" and you were like (slow mo voice) "NO WAAY" and I was all like "we pretended we were going to murder you" That was great...
LOL. That was the best! It's so funny when she mocks you and all, haha. XD
Edited by Muhahahaha - 7/21/08 at 2:30pm
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post #20 of 23
7/21/08 at 7:23pm
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Haha, great quotes all. I had forgotten so many of these.

I stopped fighting GLaDOS for several seconds while I laughed after hearing the "Shoes for orphans" part.
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