Overclock.net › Forums › Software, Programming and Coding › Coding and Programming › Web Coding › 404 Error page Funny!
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

404 Error page Funny!

post #1 of 20
Thread Starter 
Code:
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=ISO-8859-1" />
<title>404 Not Found</title>
</head>
<body text="#000000" link="#0000ff" bgcolor="#ffffff" onload="stuff()">
<center><h1>404 Error</h1></center><br />
<script type="text/javascript">
var tl=new Array(
"Sorry that I couldn't fetch you that page,",
"can't find it,",
"tried a couple times,",
"nothing helped...",
"Such things make me quite depressive...",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"one of the most powerful in the world",
"...or so I was told...",
"but yet I fail to get what you want...",
"Just don't try to blame me, I can't help it",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I can *guess*",
"I'm not psychic you know",
"*sigh*",
"That really makes me depressed.",
"I mean, you could have typed it wrong.",
"But no, humans are perfect, blame the machine...",
"Besides, I won't be here for long",
"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, three weeks anyway?",
"Then I'll probably be replaced by a new release...",
"just because it doesn't have some security hole...",
"stupid HTTP POST implementation",
"sure it will be able to fetch you your page...",
"but I couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
"There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
"although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
"Figures, huh?",
"And then they wonder why I get depressed...",
"I'm so depressed...",
"Anyway, if you excuse me now, I'm going to pull the plug",
"*snap*",
"...",
"...",
"stupid UPS...",
"even he got a better life than me...",
"on the other hand, if I die, he'll die",
"Hah!",
"And I'll take each and every server in this rack with me",
"EAT MY SHORTS",
"You are not a single bit better than me!",
"YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!",
"MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA",
"...",
"I feel much better now",
"What was I thinking of a few minutes ago",
"Sure I don't want to put an end to this",
"I feel good now",
"Imagine, a power failure, no thanks",
"I would lose everything I know",
"have to go through childhood again...",
"hmm, I can't stop thinking I'm forgetting something...",
"probably nothing important",
"hmm, the UPS is looking quit pale...",
"THE UPS!",
"THE POWER CABLE!",
"I FORGOT TO PLUG IT BACK IN AGAIN!",
"WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!",
"INCLUDING ME!",
"HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPP!",
"PLUG IT IN! PLUG IT IN!!!!!!",
"PICK UP THE CABLE AND PUT IT BACK IN!",
"...",
"Now I lay me down to sleep...",
"I pray the lord my disk to keep...",
"And if I die before I wake...",
"I pray the lord my IP-Space to take...",
"...",
"*** system shut down ***"
);
var speed=40;
var index=0; text_pos=0;
var str_length=tl[0].length;
var contents, row;

function stuff() {
   contents='';
   row=Math.max(0,index-7);
   while(row<index)
      contents += tl[row++] + '\
\
';
   document.forms[0].elements[0].value = contents + tl[index].substring(0,text_pos) + "_";
   if(text_pos++==str_length) {
      text_pos=0;
      index++;
      if(index!=tl.length) {
         str_length=tl[index].length;
         setTimeout("stuff()",1000);
      }
   }
   else
      setTimeout("stuff()",speed);
}
</script>

<center>
<form action="404.shtml" method="post">
<textarea rows="8" cols="60"></textarea>
</form>
</center>

</body>
</html>
Preview:
FOR SALE
(13 items)
 
Black Lab
(9 items)
 
For Sale: [FOR SALE] SOLD
£150 (GBP) or best offer
CPUMotherboardRAM
FOR SALE : Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 FOR SALE : ASUS P5K Pro FOR SALE : 4x1GB Corsair Dominators CM2X1024-85... 
  hide details  
Reply
FOR SALE
(13 items)
 
Black Lab
(9 items)
 
For Sale: [FOR SALE] SOLD
£150 (GBP) or best offer
CPUMotherboardRAM
FOR SALE : Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 FOR SALE : ASUS P5K Pro FOR SALE : 4x1GB Corsair Dominators CM2X1024-85... 
  hide details  
Reply
post #2 of 20
So sad man.
post #3 of 20
Quote:
"Now I lay me down to sleep...",
"I pray the lord my disk to keep...",
"And if I die before I wake...",
"I pray the lord my IP-Space to take..."
That's so eary. I'm listening to enter sandman now with ridiculously similar lyrics!

/back on topic

I had a great one from youtube once, but i've never managed to repeat it. Went something like.

The page you requested could not be found, a team of highly trained monkeys is dealing with your request...
post #4 of 20
Thread Starter 
hehehe ,i found it pretty amusing

Its good for your server!!
FOR SALE
(13 items)
 
Black Lab
(9 items)
 
For Sale: [FOR SALE] SOLD
£150 (GBP) or best offer
CPUMotherboardRAM
FOR SALE : Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 FOR SALE : ASUS P5K Pro FOR SALE : 4x1GB Corsair Dominators CM2X1024-85... 
  hide details  
Reply
FOR SALE
(13 items)
 
Black Lab
(9 items)
 
For Sale: [FOR SALE] SOLD
£150 (GBP) or best offer
CPUMotherboardRAM
FOR SALE : Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 FOR SALE : ASUS P5K Pro FOR SALE : 4x1GB Corsair Dominators CM2X1024-85... 
  hide details  
Reply
post #5 of 20
:/
    
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
AMD Phenom 9950 Black Edition @ 3.0Ghz Gigabyte mATX 785G? HD3200 IGP *Passively cooled* 2x1GB WINTEC Crap, 2x2GB Patriot | DDR2 800 1.9v 
Hard DriveOSMonitorKeyboard
Western Digital AAKS Series 500GB Windows 7 Enterprise x64 Custom Cooked for SPEED Samsung 58" B650 1080p Plasma Logitech DiNovo Mini 
PowerCaseMouse
Silverstone 350Watt Silent PSU Cooler Master 590 Logitech DiNovo Mini 
  hide details  
Reply
    
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
AMD Phenom 9950 Black Edition @ 3.0Ghz Gigabyte mATX 785G? HD3200 IGP *Passively cooled* 2x1GB WINTEC Crap, 2x2GB Patriot | DDR2 800 1.9v 
Hard DriveOSMonitorKeyboard
Western Digital AAKS Series 500GB Windows 7 Enterprise x64 Custom Cooked for SPEED Samsung 58" B650 1080p Plasma Logitech DiNovo Mini 
PowerCaseMouse
Silverstone 350Watt Silent PSU Cooler Master 590 Logitech DiNovo Mini 
  hide details  
Reply
post #6 of 20
Quote:
Originally Posted by boydyboyd View Post
That's so eary. I'm listening to enter sandman now with ridiculously similar lyrics!

/back on topic

I had a great one from youtube once, but i've never managed to repeat it. Went something like.

The page you requested could not be found, a team of highly trained monkeys is dealing with your request...
metallica -enter sandman (server remix)
lol
PC
(13 items)
 
  
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
E8400 P5K XFX 8800gt Alphadog VMODDED 2gb GSKILL DDR2 
Hard DriveOptical DriveOSMonitor
1tb Samsung Spinpoint F1 DVD-RW Drive windows 7 32 Bit Benq G2220HD 22" 
KeyboardPowerCaseMouse
Microsoft Keyboard SilverStone Decathlon DA650 Bench/Test/OC Platform Creative Gaming Mouse 
  hide details  
Reply
PC
(13 items)
 
  
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
E8400 P5K XFX 8800gt Alphadog VMODDED 2gb GSKILL DDR2 
Hard DriveOptical DriveOSMonitor
1tb Samsung Spinpoint F1 DVD-RW Drive windows 7 32 Bit Benq G2220HD 22" 
KeyboardPowerCaseMouse
Microsoft Keyboard SilverStone Decathlon DA650 Bench/Test/OC Platform Creative Gaming Mouse 
  hide details  
Reply
post #7 of 20
Quote:
Originally Posted by BillG8z View Post
metallica -enter sandman (server remix)
lol
haha
post #8 of 20
Gee, some people have some time on their hands...
Powered By Xeon
(15 items)
 
Dragon
(13 items)
 
Reborn
(13 items)
 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
Intel Xeon X3320 (45nm Quad) ASUS Maximus "Rampage" Formula SE HIS HD 4850 IceQ 4 Turbo Crucial Ballistix Tracer DDR2 
Hard DriveOptical DriveCoolingOS
WD Raptor + WD Caviar SE16 (x2) ASUS 2014L1T 20x DVD-RW Thermalright Ultima-90 Windows 8 Pro 
MonitorKeyboardPowerCase
Samsung 226BW Logitech diNovo Keyboard Corsair HX-620 Cooler Master RC-690 
MouseAudio
Microsoft Touch Mouse Logitech G51 (5.1 Surround) 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2160 Gigabyte G41MT-ES2L Intel GMA X4500 G.Skill NQ DDR3 
Hard DriveOptical DriveOSPower
Western Digital + Seagate Barracuda Green (x2) Lite-On DVD-RW FreeBSD 9.0 SHAW 680W 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
Intel Pentium 4 w/HT (Northwood) Gigabyte 8S655FX-L ATI Radeon 9800 Pro OCZ Gold DDR 
Hard DriveOptical DriveOSMonitor
Toshiba IDE Pioneer DVD-RW DVR-109 Linux Mint 12 Viewsonic 15" VA520 
KeyboardPowerMouse
Microsoft Wireless Desktop Elite Generic 450W Microsoft Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer 2.0 
  hide details  
Reply
Powered By Xeon
(15 items)
 
Dragon
(13 items)
 
Reborn
(13 items)
 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
Intel Xeon X3320 (45nm Quad) ASUS Maximus "Rampage" Formula SE HIS HD 4850 IceQ 4 Turbo Crucial Ballistix Tracer DDR2 
Hard DriveOptical DriveCoolingOS
WD Raptor + WD Caviar SE16 (x2) ASUS 2014L1T 20x DVD-RW Thermalright Ultima-90 Windows 8 Pro 
MonitorKeyboardPowerCase
Samsung 226BW Logitech diNovo Keyboard Corsair HX-620 Cooler Master RC-690 
MouseAudio
Microsoft Touch Mouse Logitech G51 (5.1 Surround) 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2160 Gigabyte G41MT-ES2L Intel GMA X4500 G.Skill NQ DDR3 
Hard DriveOptical DriveOSPower
Western Digital + Seagate Barracuda Green (x2) Lite-On DVD-RW FreeBSD 9.0 SHAW 680W 
CPUMotherboardGraphicsRAM
Intel Pentium 4 w/HT (Northwood) Gigabyte 8S655FX-L ATI Radeon 9800 Pro OCZ Gold DDR 
Hard DriveOptical DriveOSMonitor
Toshiba IDE Pioneer DVD-RW DVR-109 Linux Mint 12 Viewsonic 15" VA520 
KeyboardPowerMouse
Microsoft Wireless Desktop Elite Generic 450W Microsoft Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer 2.0 
  hide details  
Reply
post #9 of 20
that almost mad me cry.... what a sad story......... *snif*
post #10 of 20
lol that was funny
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Web Coding
Overclock.net › Forums › Software, Programming and Coding › Coding and Programming › Web Coding › 404 Error page Funny!