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Originally Posted by Fatty Beef View Post
Yea sorry. Making a 40 year old virgin reference if you havent seen that movie, really funny, steve carrell = priceless. it was kinda funny, social lubricant you know. Oh well I apologize if that offended.

And I was more trying to make a point a long tombom's line of reasoning. Only clearly less eloquently.
I haven't seen it yet sadly, but isn't it the movie where they shave his chest hair and he screams NIPPLE F!!!! ?
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I'd say "facepalm", but I don't think that quite covers it.
+1

WOW -_- /facepalm
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I seriously wish my xbox wasnt sitting on a shelf not plugged into anything.

Here is a guide for meeting girls:

1. Go to beer store
2. Consume 4-7 alcoholic beverages
3. Go to bar/party/place where there will be girls and drink more
4. Talk real loud, make ridiculously good jokes, inappropriate comments
5. Continue with girl that laughes the loudest and isn't sober and/or laughing at you.
6. Take home to parents basement
7. Fall asleep hours later
8. Wake up feeling refreshed and on top of the world
9. rinse wash repeat



Once you done slayed some hood rats it really doesnt matter any more and you can have normal conversation with regular girls who arent bar skanks. Meet that special one and take a leave of absense from OCN till youre 50, hit a mid life crisis and decided you need to start building sig rigs again and pass your knowledge to the next younger stupider generation.

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Which reminds me,I wonder if there's a "Got roofies?" shirt somewhere out there
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oi does this mean dating sims are going mainstream now?

does that mean i'm... normal!?
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Which reminds me,I wonder if there's a "Got roofies?" shirt somewhere out there
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Wait...so is this talking to girls as in being friends or is this talking girls as in getting laid?
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Wait...so is this talking to girls as in being friends or is this talking girls as in getting laid?
I would presume the latter.
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Wait...so is this talking to girls as in being friends or is this talking girls as in getting laid?
Yes
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Fixed.
yea a few typos
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what are girls?
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