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MAKER OF controversial games, Rockstar, has decided that its next release will be a bit tamer than its previous offerings.

Instead of clubbing or shooting passers-by to death, gamers will be invited to a nice game of table tennis instead.
From the Inquirer

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In 1972, Nolan Bushnell used cutting-edge technology to create a Ping-Pong simulation. In 2006, Rockstar Games will do the same, as the company today announced that its next title, its first on the Xbox 360, will also be a Ping-Pong simulation.
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I'm going to cry now.
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nah knowing rockstar games then there will be somthing in it like...If you get a Double Fault then the person you are facing will get to shoot you or something....Trust me they will add guns and cars...
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Underground Table Tennis League, where your life is at stake if you lose.

Use steroids to hit the ball better, dope up your opponent so he can't play as well.
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Xtreme Urban Table Tennis. High tackles allowed.
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This would be hiliarious since Rockstar gets so much :turd: from the press and government for the games they release. People are going to think this is some family fun loving game and there will probably be all the good stuff (ie. drugs, guns, crime, etc.) that we've come to love from Rockstar.
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GTA = Grand Table Action

Travel over an entire state playing Table Tennis for Money Drugs and Women. Steal raquets from your opponents by beating them with Baseball bats or blowing them up with C4 and rocket launchers.

Never has Table Tennis been so good.

Take Ray Ray Pookie Johnson on a world tour through the Urban life of the dangerous sport of Table Tennis. Featuring Samuel L Jackson as John the Thug, 50 Cent as some foo who is in the movie, Danny Devito at some midget who can play table tennis and be a drug lord who sells women.

Based on a true story

Rockstar
"Yea its violent, but its table tennis."
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