[10:50] Nude_Lewd_Man: oh, I forgot to mention that I was perhaps a little too keen to "warm the tyres up" when I was leaving work y'day......
[10:50] Nude_Lewd_Man: xD
[10:51] 1337LutZ: LOOL?
[10:51] 1337LutZ: donuts? or what
[10:51] 1337LutZ: xD
[10:53] Nude_Lewd_Man: I leave the car park at my work and give it a large amount on the "loud handle" to warm the rear tyre up, then grab a good measure of front (and, due to CBS, a bit of rear brake too), lean to go round the corner and give it another dose of noise and then hard on the brakes again for the left bend....at which point I lean it left and apply throttle again...........
[10:54] 1337LutZ: soo
[10:54] 1337LutZ: u left huge black tyre marks?
[10:54] Nude_Lewd_Man: ...but y'day, as I was going past the front of the building (with the security guards outside, as it happens) it seems that I let the revs climb a little higher than I normally do, which meant that the VTEC kicked in and lifted the front wheel a bit.............
[10:54] 1337LutZ: lool?
[10:54] 1337LutZ: so
[10:54] 1337LutZ: u where showing off to the guards?
[10:55] 1337LutZ: or did u leave big black marks
[10:55] Nude_Lewd_Man: ......meaning that when I rolled the throttle to grab a fistful of front brake, the rear lifted up (before the ABS could kick in) and then skewed completely sideways.....
[10:55] 1337LutZ: O__O
[10:55] 1337LutZ: ouch xD
[10:55] 1337LutZ: so what was the result of that?
[10:57] Nude_Lewd_Man: .....and then, when the rear tyre touched down, it started to hop (while still sideways) as it was now going slower (due to closed throttle) than the road was trying to go past it, meaning that I was leaning over to the left side, with the bars well crossed up, and the back wheel sideways and bouncing down the road....
[10:57] 1337LutZ: O_O
[10:57] 1337LutZ: *** dude
[10:57] 1337LutZ: i still dotn get it, but ok
[10:57] 1337LutZ: s
[10:57] 1337LutZ: so
[10:57] Nude_Lewd_Man: ....so I then applied more power to pull away, and tried to not make it too obvious that I was p***ing myself laughing...
[10:57] 1337LutZ: u almost face planted?
[11:25] Nude_Lewd_Man: no, no planting of faces....just "excitement" as I took the bike to very close to the limits of the available grip on cold(ish) tyres......