This involves the AI and myself, which is redundant as the game is single player, but I digress.
So I was talkin to a woman on my to go clean out Blood Crest Cave, and I had just gotten a "fine" for murdering 3 hunters in plain daylight (part of a quest, I'm nice), and I wanted to see if I was still in favor with others, so I was talking to this lady outside of Skingrad and I had my Staff of Lightning in my hand. I was chattin' and flirting when I had an accidental discarge of my weapon. I moved it last minute as to not drill her in the face with this 80 point damage lighting, and I jerked it to the right. Well, I missed her, but I hit a guard across the way. I knocked, I...KNOCKED this guy off his horse. I literally kicked him off his high-chair. I burst out laughing because I JUST got out of killing four hunters, and I was trying to be good. This guy hops back on his horse and starts after me, so I start bookin' it in the other direction. The lady is screaming bloody murder, and I can't seem to outrun a horse. So, anyway, I had to pay another fine, lol. I love this game.