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Poll Results: Chuck Norris

Poll expired: Dec 21, 2010 This is a multiple choice poll
  • 35% of voters (21)
    Is awesome!
  • 13% of voters (8)
    Sucks!
  • 18% of voters (11)
    Is actually the real Santa Claus.
  • 32% of voters (19)
    Saw that we made fun of him and is comming to kill us...
59 Total Votes  
post #1 of 46
Thread Starter 
Merry Christmas OCN

World of Warcraft & The Burning Crusade Battle Chest
This is brand new and unopened. I won it at work as a joke prize. Ha... Ha...

Rules:
You must have 10 rep to enter.
You must have been a member before December 2010.
Only 1 entry per person.
You must post a Chuck Norris joke.
The best joke wins.
I will choose the winner tomorrow night.

I'll start us off:

At night the boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
EVGA Case
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Custom made computer desk
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post #2 of 46
Chuck norris' parents are named after him.
post #3 of 46
superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
Tha Beast!
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Tha Beast!
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Kingston 480GB SSD HGST 2TB Corsair H100i Windows 10 Home 64-bit 
MonitorKeyboardPowerCase
AOC I2269VW-B 22" Razer BlackWidow Ultimate 2014 Corsair HX650 Corsair Vengance C70 Gunmetal 
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post #4 of 46
You know they say Chuck Norris is so tough, there's no chin under his beard, there is only another fist.
post #5 of 46
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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SeagateG 160GB, WesternDigital 500GB Black LG Super Multi DVD Writer Windows 8 Pro 21.5" Samsung P2250 1080p 
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Microsoft Sidewinder X6 SilverStone Strider Plus 600W Modular AeroCool XPredator Evil Black CM Storm Inferno 4000dpi 
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post #6 of 46
When Chuck Norris trims his beard, he donates his hair to the military; His shavings save lives in the form of Kevlar.
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post #7 of 46
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
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27" Acheiva Shimian IPS Razor Black Widow Corsair HX750 NZXT Source 210 White 
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post #8 of 46
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s h i t out of it
post #9 of 46
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.
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AMD 1090t X6 Black Edition Gigabyte GA-890FXA-UD5 EVGA 570 G.SKILL Ripjaws Series 4GB DDR3 1600 
Hard DriveOptical DriveCoolingOS
200 WD Sata 2 ASUS DVDRW/CDRW Xigatek Gaia 1283 Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit 
MonitorMonitorKeyboardPower
22' Westinghouse 24' Acer 1080P Logitech G15 Corsair tx750w 
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Antec 900 Razr Deathaddr Walmart Plaintronics Headset 
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post #10 of 46
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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