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post #11 of 16
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic
post #12 of 16
I have a morbid sense of humor so I doubt I'll win this lol

Flight Test For Santa

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). It was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the
reindeer harnesses, the landing gear and Rudolph’s nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for the sled’s enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride.

Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa’s surprise, a shotgun.

“What’s that for?” asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this, but you’re gonna lose an engine on takeoff.
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post #13 of 16
Just before Christmas, two brothers were spending the night at their Grandmother's house. At bed time, they knelt down to say their prayers. As they closed their eyes, one boy said in a loud voice, "Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a Wii, a telescope and a new bike." His older brother said, "Why are you shouting? God isn't deaf." "I know," said his brother, "but Grandma is."
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post #14 of 16
What did the drunk santa say to the kids?

I'm not real.

Ba da bum.
post #15 of 16
Thread Starter 
Top 3 are:

legoman786
SpykeZ
madswimmer


And the winner is......

madswimmer

I had a hard time deciding, but left it to random.org after the wife could not decide either. Thanks for the jokes! And Merry Christmas! I will send you the gift later today once I have your STEAM id.
post #16 of 16
Well at least I was a runner up! Congrats madswimmer!
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