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One day.......

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Laptops/netbooks will be soo thin, will people be using them as weapons? :O

Will people be using them to cut there tuff meat on there dishes?

Will people be throwing them out of car windows, hoping to hit someone during a drive by after the (Laptop/knive) got stolen to kill?

What will youths be doing one day with these future high tec laptops that is licenced to kill?
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Hm... some futuristic crime drama could use this...
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idiot.
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Originally Posted by Wiremaster View Post
Hm... some futuristic crime drama could use this...
HA! Would be a good laugh xD
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I recently sharpened the edges of a macbook air using my knife sharpener. I can't wait to throw it at somebody and cut their head off like Oddjob from 007.
    
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omg! I'm creased hahahaha!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Epitope View Post
I recently sharpened the edges of a macbook air using my knife sharpener. I can't wait to throw it at somebody and cut their head off like Oddjob from 007.
I almost laughed, good job.


But really, they aren't that stupid, I'm hoping. you can still dull the edges of something sharp.
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I recently sharpened the edges of a macbook air using my knife sharpener. I can't wait to throw it at somebody and cut their head off like Oddjob from 007.
Nothing can be as good as Oddjob! lol they should remake James Bond 007 and Oddjob should have a Macbook instead...

"Hints to Scarey Movie spoof remake"
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Originally Posted by BlackHoleSon View Post
I almost laughed, good job.


But really, they aren't that stupid, I'm hoping. you can still dull the edges of something sharp.
Yeah, aluminum makes a crappy knife blade. But you have to admit that is the most useful thing anybody has ever done with a macbook air...
    
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