You're feeling relaxed. Just look at the keyboard... and think of spring time, butterflies, the bees hopping from flower to flower.. ding dong ding dong..and at the count of 3, you will fall asleep..
You are asleep. But you are not really asleep. You will listen to my commands, and execute them.
Now take out your credit card, or have your paypal details ready, or get your girlfriend's credit card (no she doesn't need new shoes! pah!).
Next, carefully click the EK link or find another site which offers the HHKB Pro II. Click the Add to Cart button. Finish the order.
Next, wait a few days up to a couple of weeks depending on your distance to the shop and customs. In the meantime, live on bread and water, and don't pay your mortgage. Don't worry about your girl friend, she'll come back. Babes love keyboards.
Oh, and you may wake up now. After the quack.