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come get some!

    
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Surely this will help sales. Thank you ESRB!! This round is on me.
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post #23 of 40
Only in Duke Nukem is this even amusing anymore. But, within the confines of Duke Nukem....

This is funny as hell.
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Quote:
'I have hungry—you have big egg ro' for me, Duke,'
post #25 of 40
ahahahah that's perfect, I'd like them to include the whole description on the back of the box, would be epic.
 
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post #26 of 40
Awesome, Duke rocks a glory hole
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post #27 of 40
This is definitely going to be at the top of my To-Buy list this year!
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post #28 of 40

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Is for DUKE.

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE
Edited by Reflux - 3/2/11 at 10:34pm
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esrb = win
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Originally Posted by nathris View Post
Poor Australians... you will never get to play this game.
hah

good luck trying to stop us
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