|...the event was a low level regulatory event with only negligible effect to the environment and no public health implications," ontario power said in a statement on wednesday...|
By this definition - I will create the following TRUE article:
The US government has recently revealed that majority of the earth is being exposed to dangerous radiation. Most of the world's population will be exposed exposed and millions have already been diagnosed with related ailments such as cancer and burns.
The cause is due to a massive nuclear reaction occurring close to earth, peppering the earth with this dangerous radiation. Most of the radiation is blocked by solid objects, so please, stay indoors!
The sun creates radiation, it causes sun burns and skin cancer, this is MUCH MUCH MUCH worse than the "radioactive" water that was dumped into the lake. Sensationalist headlines like this one make me sick!
Edited by bruestle2 - 3/17/11 at 8:37am