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As many may know the GTX 480 is notorious for its heat output and power consumptions so I've decided to start a thread dedicated to the jokes around it.
*This is not meant to offend GTX 480 owners and GTX 480's.*
So I'll start.

I was looking over a Valentines day catalog and it mentioned the GTX 480 as an "MUST HAVE FOR THE SIGNIFICANT OTHER."
...
It was an hair dryer.
That was really lame but you get the point.
Let's get this thread rolling!
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I went camping once and asked my friend how he got the camping fire started so easily.
He said, "I just used a GTX 480"
Edit:Thats such a lame joke I put.
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News Report: "Scientists, after years of trying to find alternate sources of energy, were pleased with the potential harvest from Nvidia's GTX480 sources said"
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I threw a 480 into the Sun and the Sun melted.
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post #5 of 129
Quote:
Originally Posted by shuojinz View Post
GTX 480 is notorious for its heat
My card is 55c, the jokes on you
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You're uhh.. what, a year late?
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warning - in cold situation please use a pair or more gtx480
     
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post #8 of 129
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ecchi-BANZAII!!! View Post
My card is 55c, the jokes on you
Cos u're too cool for the card lol
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post #9 of 129
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ecchi-BANZAII!!! View Post
My card is 55c, the jokes on you
Quote:
Originally Posted by blooder11181 View Post
warning - in cold situation please use a pair or more gtx480
Nice.
But still, NVIDIA advises against QUAD-SLI.
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In recent news, scientists have achieved Nuclear Fusion through emulating the conditions of the center of the sun; through use of what computer enthusiasts refer to as '480 SLI Fermi Fire'
    
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