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Your parents must have been SLI GTX 480's because you're HOT!
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post #12 of 129
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Originally Posted by catcherintherye View Post
Your parents must have been SLI GTX 480's because you're HOT!
I'm gonna use that line until I find a girl that laughs, and then I'll know I've found my soul mate.
    
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post #13 of 129
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Originally Posted by DV9 View Post
In recent news, scientists have achieved Nuclear Fusion through emulating the conditions of the center of the sun; through use of what computer enthusiasts refer to as '480 SLI Fermi Fire'
My teacher told me 2 days ago that Nuclear Fusion is not possible as of now.
Thanks for proving her wrong .
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post #14 of 129
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Originally Posted by catcherintherye View Post
Your parents must have been SLI GTX 480's because you're HOT!
Well played sir, well played
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post #15 of 129
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Quote:
Originally Posted by catcherintherye View Post
Your parents must have been SLI GTX 480's because you're HOT!
Haha good one, maybe there should be a thread dedicated to nerdy pickup lines .
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post #16 of 129
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Originally Posted by shuojinz View Post
Haha good one, maybe there should be a thread dedicated to nerdy pickup lines .
lool. was about to say the same thing!
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480 on the stock cooler, yeah it's hot, any aftermarket cooler and you're good. On water and you're gold, my 480 can spank some of the newer cards on teh water.
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post #18 of 129
Quote:
Originally Posted by shuojinz View Post
maybe there should be a thread dedicated to nerdy pickup lines.
please no.


The Fermi Breakfast:



http://www.crazypc.com/other/misc/toast.htm
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my grandpa never goes to my room
why??
"its dry heat in there" he says

"what are you using?" he asks

i says "just folding 4 gtx480"
     
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