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Originally Posted by shuojinz View Post
Lets remove all the cooling and lets see which GPU actually produces more heat eh?

Not many people really care from what I've seen .
Go to sankakucomplex.com and add this in the title
/2011/03/27/29-of-usa-quake-is-divine-retribution-against-japan/

And I guess why nobody cared.
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post #112 of 129
Now now! My GTX480 Idles 40-43C and full load temp in games is about 65-73C, And that's not bad.

The only time Iv'e seen it hit 85C+ is when I used Furmark
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I've tried and tried, but every joke about the GTX 480 is masked by my extreme jealousy It is truly epic. Besides the space heater jokes, and the pick-up line (brilliant btw, fyi, my gf is the opposite of soul-mate), we should make joke about how LONG the 6990 is.
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post #114 of 129
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by StuffStuff1 View Post
I lol'ed at this statement.

My cell phones GPU generates the least heat of them all therfore it is the best,,
Radiation are not good for your testicles.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ecchi-BANZAII!!! View Post
Go to sankakucomplex.com and add this in the title
/2011/03/27/29-of-usa-quake-is-divine-retribution-against-japan/

And I guess why nobody cared.
religion.
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I've tried and tried, but every joke about the GTX 480 is masked by my extreme jealousy It is truly epic. Besides the space heater jokes, and the pick-up line (brilliant btw, fyi, my gf is the opposite of soul-mate), we should make joke about how LONG the 6990 is.
It's not as long as mine P..... PEN!
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post #115 of 129
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Radiation are not good for your testicles.

You would have to make a phone call that never hangs up and tape the cell phone on your balls for fifteen years before anything thing happens..
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post #116 of 129
in space the gtx 480 temp is 0ºc
     
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post #117 of 129
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Originally Posted by blooder11181 View Post
in space the gtx 480 temp is 0ºc
In space, there is no need for heatsink's on any of the component's.

It's like us when we run free into the sea water with no swim trunks on
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post #118 of 129
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ecchi-BANZAII!!! View Post
My card is 55c, the jokes on you
Must be using dry ice or phase change to get temps that low.

Sig worthy

Quote:
Originally Posted by shuojinz View Post
Radiation are not good for your testicles.
It's not as long as mine P..... PEN!

Edited by OrangeSVTguy - 3/27/11 at 4:04pm
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post #119 of 129
What did the Asus 480 say to the MSI 480??



Im so glad we arent ATI cards....


WAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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post #120 of 129
Quote:
Originally Posted by blooder11181 View Post
in space the gtx 480 temp is 0ºc
I loled at this. Its not true.

First of your temperature wont be 0°C

it would probably be a range depending on how close to the sun you are / if your behind any planets ETC ETC

So your temp can be any where from 1°K to 5000000°K

(At least in this solar system)

Plus you have no way of getting rid of heat so your card will just melt instantly.
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