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Chairman: "So we have only a short amount of time to get this game out and we need results. I need something ready in less than 2 weeks so we can leak a buggy version to get people talking"

Designer: "Well I like the start of Modern Warfare 2. We could use something like that. Also F.E.A.R 2 looked good in the buildings.. why don't we copy those textures?"

Chairman:"A Bridge scene! All good FPS games should have a bridge scene. Now we need a general feel. Music, main enemy building, sidekick...What can we copy from for that?"

Designer:" Half Life 2! They had it all we can steal loads of aspects of that and make it modern. Except the dog..didn't like the dog. But we can use the tower, make a girl who looks like Alyx use similar music and noises we can even make the aiir ships look similar."

Chairman:"Good idea. Now how about the almost evil guy who guides you through? I liked the way fallout New Vegas had a man in a chamber. People would never expect that again."

Designer:" We are just too good. After stealing all this we can get it out in a week. Hmm what about multiplayer?"

Chairman" Who cares everyone knows it will never be better than the Battlefield series. Lets just clone MW2 multiplayer."

Designer:"What about servers? We need servers."

Chairman:"No we don't. Lets make loads of pretend servers which are actually just chat rooms!
Everyone will just get bored and go back to bad Company 2."

Designer:"Wow this is going to be easy....Excpet the whole DX11 thing."

Chairman: Who cares about DX11 lets just keep telling them we will release it after."

Designer:" OK done"

Chairman:" What do you mean done"

Designer: " Well it was that easy I stole everything while you where talking and already uploaded the buggy version to Pirate bay!. I'll take the next 2 weeks to iron out most of those bugs."

Chairman:"Great job now put on your Dice badge and get to work on Battlefield 3! After this bag of crap we need something to make people have faith in us again!"
Edited by haza1981 - 3/27/11 at 7:02am
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Lol
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Heh.
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Whaha :')

Great man.
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Lol, but I still like crysis 2....sorry
    
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Rofl!
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boo


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Pretty funny, well done.
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funny and agreed... oh but i felt like i was playing halo... seriously ceph=covenant, alcatraz=master chief, marines=...marines! the ceph remind me of the covenant in halo QUITE a bit!
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