Originally Posted by Boyboyd
oh god. was the first avatar not bad enough James?
Make another film as good as T1 and you'll replace Aronofsky as my favorite director.
Ya how about Time Terminator. Pocahontas meets an unstoppable killing machine that time travels and travels back in the past and slaughters all the white people who are murdering indians. Then the terminator goes nuts and starts slaughtering everybody so the indians and white men gang up against it and destroy it. Then everybody hugs and forgives each other. But a little indian kid still decides he wants to build a robot arm as a school science project. Setting up the sequel. Which is about a geeky new york kid who puts computer chips in manequins and saves the little botique shop from the big evil sacks fifth avenue. Which then becomes pissed off the evil white man tried to hurt the poor old lady so it designs itself as a unstoppable killing machine and reads pocohontis.
The movie tanks at the box office and he then designs a system to extort more money than the movie made at the box office from 5,000 people who just wanted to download it on the internet to laugh at how stupid it was. BTW the extortion operation is called operation butthurt locker.Edited by Hephasteus - 4/2/11 at 6:00pm