Yay fear mongering!
No one eat meat, it could be tainted omgomgomg end of the world AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Surprised Fox didn't publish that article
I recently read about a terrifying chemical compound present in everything we eat all across the world: dihydrogen monoxide, or DHMO for short! Studies have shown that DHMO in quantities as small as a thimbleful can cause death, and that DHMO has been directly linked to thousands of deaths each year, in addition to millions of dollars in property damage.
Studies have also shown that DHMO is present in our water system, sewage system, on our farms and everywhere we raise livestock for feed. Yes, there is even DHMO in corn, the mainstay of every good American's diet!
You can find more information regarding DHMO on the dedicated watchdog website, www.dhmo.org
I urge you all to consider your health in the face of the DHMO threat.