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Old 05-23-08   #1 (permalink)
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This is a total flame thread, but I read this article this morning and I was cracking up. Jeff Atwood of Coding Horror is a great writer, and he just tears apart php. Of course it's a one-sided argument, but he makes it entertaining and I enjoyed it as a php => .Net convert.
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It's [php] a galactic supernova of incomprehensibly colossal, mind-bendingly awful suck. If you sit down to program in PHP and have even an ounce of programming talent in your entire body, there's no possible way to draw any other conclusion. It's inescapable.
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We are still using PHP, .net and others but 7 of 10 recent projects move to .net.

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I <3 PHP.

after years of programming, I must say I love php. It is very capable and a very nice way to interface with mySQL.


also VB is for noobz
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Java/JSP ftw.
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Java/JSP ftw.
I hate JSP enough to say you sir have no taste in dynamic languages. I would rather use pre PHP 4.x than use JSP.
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PHP sucks because only one thing. It's too easy to learn/use because every lamer start programming big/commercial products, without knowing anything of OOP and that in PHP you do not have to write the algorithms on your own, you have "internal"/integrated functions for that.

I was a lamer too, but I advanced.


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Java/JSP ftw.
I despise java, maybe its because i had a really poor instructor, but i'm not the only one who thinks so.

"Java is a good way to make something a tenth as fast as it should be." - John Carmack (Technical Director, id Software; Founder, Armadillo Aerospace)
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