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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-03-2019, 12:52 AM
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Most likely there will be squadrons of pidgeons established and organized for "Bombing" missions, sent to Intel factories for this purpose.

You'll take on the role of pilot/pidgeon in one of these squadrons and proceed on a campaign of bombing targets within the Intel facility with enemies such as AMD trying to stop you using fighter squadrons comprised of Hawks - You'll also have others like Arctic Silver 5, Gelid, Noctua, Kryonaut, Grizzly and many more in opposition to your efforts to successfully apply Intel's "Poop" onto the CPU's flying Hawks, Falcons and even the occasional Owl as weapons of opposition.

Each batch of CPU production is a target with varying levels of difficulty such as high speed or high altitude bombing runs, perhaps a mix of each factor plus all the AA you'll encounter as you weave your way through the outskirts of the factory to target(s) inside. Escorts will be along the lines of other pidgeons, Mockingbirds, Blue Jays, Red Birds, Finch and the speedy Thresher.

Mission briefings state objectives before each mission with targets outlined and parameters of success spelled out with flight plan(s) of paths to and from target areas, speed(s) to be used for successful linkup to escorting flights and more. Reload your weaponry at the birdfeeder, you only have seconds to spare with each trip to the feeder for rearming of ordinance - Not to mention guardian Squirrels you must fend off at each one trying to stop you from rearming your ass-ets of war.

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