Here's where I think you're insane.
"People were indeed pre-shooting me. Either my monitor was 60ms, or they were all using 144hz lighbusters, which was not possible in my "new skill bracket". After telling my fellas I fixed everything and now I was back, no I was not at all. The problem was still there. And after fixing surge and monitor cable, It was really something that I could tell now. And for sure I knew that I was not insane."
That's called lag compensation--it happens to everyone, and I really think you are making way too big of a deal out of this. A better ISP helps a lot too.
How about this: Go play on one of your fella's setups, since based on the context of your post they react better than you. Bring your mouse, configs, keyboard, and all of that so peripherals aren't to blame. Then come back and tell us the same story.