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In a mysterious forest in the Pacific Northwest, a group of soldiers is attacked. A scientist, Dr. Herman Krieger, watches this from a secret research facility, obviously pleased with the results of his work.
In Seattle, star reporter Valerie Constantine has been in contact with her uncle, Max, a mercenary who is working for Dr. Krieger. . . . When Valerie cannot reach her uncle, she becomes worried. She heads to the island military facility by hiring a boat and its captain, Jack Carver. Once on the island, it doesn't take long for the duo to find trouble......
Oh Noes Uwe Boll, the Treyarch of Video game to movie, is directing this one.
And the story is different from the game too, don't know how this will turn out


http://alienbabeltech.com/main/?p=3845
 
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Just one thing i will never see and avoid like the plague, tbh i am tempted to go box Uwe Boll in the face
 

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This was reported a long time back and there were some pictures of the cast as well and everyone cursed Uwe Boll. Man this guy never gives up trying to turn a decent story of a game to a movie. Wish some one made him understood that he is real bad at this.
 

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Why do people give that guy money for directing movies? -sighs-

Things I'd rather do then watch another Uwe Boll movie:
1. Drink leaded gasoline.
2. Get kicked in the crotch.
3. Be shocked by a high voltage, low amperage line for several hours.
You get the idea.
 

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i don't understand why 20th century fox would take up his movie, given his track record
 

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Why do people give that guy money for directing movies? -sighs-

Things I'd rather do then watch another Uwe Boll movie:
1. Drink leaded gasoline.
2. Get kicked in the crotch.
3. Be shocked by a high voltage, low amperage line for several hours.
You get the idea.

that one sounds like fun.

this is a stupid awful idea...
 

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OMG that looks terrible.
 

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They should make a movie about Crysis! Now that would make $$$
MAXIMUM ARMOR!!!

But would your dvd player run it


Will this Far Cry movie be as linear as the games?

Lets face it, anything is an improvement compared to the games. They suck hard.
 

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Just so long as it's not Jake Gyllenhaal again. He's going to bork the Prince of Persia series.
 

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hahahahahaa, that trailer was AWFUL, wowowowowowow this guy needs a job
 

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I've never seen a good movie that had been a game first, and at this rate, I never will.
 

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Originally Posted by Decade
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Why do people give that guy money for directing movies? -sighs-

Things I'd rather do then watch another Uwe Boll movie:
1. Drink leaded gasoline.
2. Get kicked in the crotch.
3. Be shocked by a high voltage, low amperage line for several hours.
You get the idea.

Its a german tax loophole, he gets paid and so do his creditors when the films go tits up. accept, someone need to tell him they changed that law last year just because of him
 
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