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In a mysterious forest in the Pacific Northwest, a group of soldiers is attacked. A scientist, Dr. Herman Krieger, watches this from a secret research facility, obviously pleased with the results of his work.
In Seattle, star reporter Valerie Constantine has been in contact with her uncle, Max, a mercenary who is working for Dr. Krieger. . . . When Valerie cannot reach her uncle, she becomes worried. She heads to the island military facility by hiring a boat and its captain, Jack Carver. Once on the island, it doesn't take long for the duo to find trouble......
Oh Noes Uwe Boll, the Treyarch of Video game to movie, is directing this one.
And the story is different from the game too, don't know how this will turn out


http://alienbabeltech.com/main/?p=3845
 
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Why do people give that guy money for directing movies? -sighs-

Things I'd rather do then watch another Uwe Boll movie:
1. Drink leaded gasoline.
2. Get kicked in the crotch.
3. Be shocked by a high voltage, low amperage line for several hours.
You get the idea.
 

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i don't understand why 20th century fox would take up his movie, given his track record
 

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Originally Posted by Decade
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Why do people give that guy money for directing movies? -sighs-

Things I'd rather do then watch another Uwe Boll movie:
1. Drink leaded gasoline.
2. Get kicked in the crotch.
3. Be shocked by a high voltage, low amperage line for several hours.
You get the idea.

that one sounds like fun.

this is a stupid awful idea...
 

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They should make a movie about Crysis! Now that would make $$$
MAXIMUM ARMOR!!!

But would your dvd player run it


Will this Far Cry movie be as linear as the games?

Lets face it, anything is an improvement compared to the games. They suck hard.
 

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Just so long as it's not Jake Gyllenhaal again. He's going to bork the Prince of Persia series.
 

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Originally Posted by Decade
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Why do people give that guy money for directing movies? -sighs-

Things I'd rather do then watch another Uwe Boll movie:
1. Drink leaded gasoline.
2. Get kicked in the crotch.
3. Be shocked by a high voltage, low amperage line for several hours.
You get the idea.

Its a german tax loophole, he gets paid and so do his creditors when the films go tits up. accept, someone need to tell him they changed that law last year just because of him
 
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