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So... this is a tricky one, so tricky, that I've been fingering and repeating various nasty phrases at my screen for the greater part of the night.
It all started out when I was visiting a pretty sketchy website, all of a sudden I see an icon that looks like this down on my taskbar:
And then all hell breaks loose, first, I get this warning:
Then, when I close that, I see a supposed 'Virus Scan' window appear saying I have a certain number of infections (obviously fake)
As you can see, it says it's the "Vista Antimalware 2010" (complete bull)
So, I go to my processes, I see an unusual one called 'ave.exe', I googled it, and it turns out it's a nasty virus that takes permissions away.
By now I've **** my pants with joy, as I can just locate the source file, and kill it.
But no.
It's not where it said it was, as I go to the 'ave.exe' properties in processes, it says its hidden, but the checkbox for unhiding it is grayed out
What the f*ck.
So, I then gave up on manually killing it, so I went to turn on AVG 8.0 Free to do a scan, I start AVG and guess what I get? A window saying "Vista Antimalware 2010" and a visit from the 'ave.exe' in my processes. Plus, AVG doesn't start up.
I can kill the process, thus disabling its various annoying pop-ups
So I killed the process, uninstalled avg, I'm going to go redownload it when...
I open up my firefox and it opens up a window saying "Vista Antimalware 2010" and another lovely visit from the 'ave.exe' in my processes.
It turns out that EVERY PROGRAM, WHENEVER I START IT UP, OPENS THIS WINDOW. AND the process.
Now I think to myself; Ohh f*ckin snap, this is a f*ckin tricky mother f*cker.
So, I know where this god forsaken .exe is.
It's hidden, I can't unhide it.
And I can't use any programs without this popping up.
Any web-surfing program takes me to this page where it says 'download Free Scan today (or something), and it won't let me go anywhere.
I've reinstalled all my web surfing programs, doesn't help, same problem.
Whenever I try to install an anti-virus program (any program, actually), this scanning window and process pops up, it doesn't let me install jack *****.
I'm running Flock in safe-mode right now, and this virus doesn't seem to catch me, so I can download thing on here. (and no, safe mode doesnt work on any other browser)
When I go to my firewall, windows firewall picks up this program and wants me to turn it on.
So, I've pretty much tried everything in my mind, including Malwarebits, this virus catches that and kills the installation.
I feel like I'm a subject of some all powerful step-mother, I feel like I'm being ****ted on by a robot, and I feel like the black dude in Law Abiding Citizen when the mayor says "We've got this guy in custody, and he's still killing people?!"
I would really appreciate some help on this one, if anyone is out there kind hearted enough to help me solve this problem, it would be greatly appreciated, +rep for any useful suggestions.
Ask away any questions you need.
Thanks
Eldin
It all started out when I was visiting a pretty sketchy website, all of a sudden I see an icon that looks like this down on my taskbar:

And then all hell breaks loose, first, I get this warning:

Then, when I close that, I see a supposed 'Virus Scan' window appear saying I have a certain number of infections (obviously fake)

As you can see, it says it's the "Vista Antimalware 2010" (complete bull)
So, I go to my processes, I see an unusual one called 'ave.exe', I googled it, and it turns out it's a nasty virus that takes permissions away.
By now I've **** my pants with joy, as I can just locate the source file, and kill it.
But no.
It's not where it said it was, as I go to the 'ave.exe' properties in processes, it says its hidden, but the checkbox for unhiding it is grayed out

What the f*ck.
So, I then gave up on manually killing it, so I went to turn on AVG 8.0 Free to do a scan, I start AVG and guess what I get? A window saying "Vista Antimalware 2010" and a visit from the 'ave.exe' in my processes. Plus, AVG doesn't start up.
I can kill the process, thus disabling its various annoying pop-ups

So I killed the process, uninstalled avg, I'm going to go redownload it when...
I open up my firefox and it opens up a window saying "Vista Antimalware 2010" and another lovely visit from the 'ave.exe' in my processes.
It turns out that EVERY PROGRAM, WHENEVER I START IT UP, OPENS THIS WINDOW. AND the process.
Now I think to myself; Ohh f*ckin snap, this is a f*ckin tricky mother f*cker.
So, I know where this god forsaken .exe is.
It's hidden, I can't unhide it.
And I can't use any programs without this popping up.
Any web-surfing program takes me to this page where it says 'download Free Scan today (or something), and it won't let me go anywhere.
I've reinstalled all my web surfing programs, doesn't help, same problem.
Whenever I try to install an anti-virus program (any program, actually), this scanning window and process pops up, it doesn't let me install jack *****.
I'm running Flock in safe-mode right now, and this virus doesn't seem to catch me, so I can download thing on here. (and no, safe mode doesnt work on any other browser)
When I go to my firewall, windows firewall picks up this program and wants me to turn it on.
So, I've pretty much tried everything in my mind, including Malwarebits, this virus catches that and kills the installation.
I feel like I'm a subject of some all powerful step-mother, I feel like I'm being ****ted on by a robot, and I feel like the black dude in Law Abiding Citizen when the mayor says "We've got this guy in custody, and he's still killing people?!"
I would really appreciate some help on this one, if anyone is out there kind hearted enough to help me solve this problem, it would be greatly appreciated, +rep for any useful suggestions.
Ask away any questions you need.
Thanks
Eldin