uhhhhh, no. To start things off, they spelled Cornell wrong..actually "Cornel-Putnam University" doesn't exist
|thaca, NY - Physicists at Cornel-Putnam University (CPU) confirmed yesterday the Holy Grail of Physics, the Grand Unified Theory, is contained in the Half-Life 2 source code. For decades Einstein attempted to weave together all aspects of physics into one grand unified theory, and although he failed many physicists have continued his work, seemingly in vain.|
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Originally Posted by spazbob
"Game Engine Software Engineer at Valve, Jose Garcia discovered the theory. "The game engine ran too slowly. I was assigned the job of speeding it up," he said. "I started out by combining some of the gravity equations with some of the other force equations and found it all started to fit together. After a day, I had fine-tuned the entire physics-animation functions down to four lines of code, which ran a bit faster," he added."
Originally Posted by TestECull
You mean to tell me that this entire time I've been smacking ragdolls around with school buses using the grand unified theory?