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[BBspot]Half Life 2 Physics Engine Contains Grand Unified Theory

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thaca, NY - Physicists at Cornel-Putnam University (CPU) confirmed yesterday the Holy Grail of Physics, the Grand Unified Theory, is contained in the Half-Life 2 source code. For decades Einstein attempted to weave together all aspects of physics into one grand unified theory, and although he failed many physicists have continued his work, seemingly in vain.
Tech humor, it turns out.

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uhhhhh, no. To start things off, they spelled Cornell wrong..actually "Cornel-Putnam University" doesn't exist
lolwut?

You mean to tell me that this entire time I've been smacking ragdolls around with school buses using the grand unified theory?
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Ahem.
lol, pwned. A video game obviously can't emulate real life, never believed that **** when i thought the site was real.
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Ahem.

On top of that Half Life 2 uses Havok. Which Halo 3, KillZone 2, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Company of Heroes, Oblivion, StarCraft II, Diablo III, and a bunch of other games use. They didn't do their research.

"Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum"
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I think older threads of this... raw age, should not be posted. However back on topic :

Interesting, although i would like to see the code and how exactly this is true.
"Game Engine Software Engineer at Valve, Jose Garcia discovered the theory. "The game engine ran too slowly. I was assigned the job of speeding it up," he said. "I started out by combining some of the gravity equations with some of the other force equations and found it all started to fit together. After a day, I had fine-tuned the entire physics-animation functions down to four lines of code, which ran a bit faster," he added."
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"Game Engine Software Engineer at Valve, Jose Garcia discovered the theory. "The game engine ran too slowly. I was assigned the job of speeding it up," he said. "I started out by combining some of the gravity equations with some of the other force equations and found it all started to fit together. After a day, I had fine-tuned the entire physics-animation functions down to four lines of code, which ran a bit faster," he added."


Your avatar humors me to a great extent.
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Ahem.

lul

I've been had.

I was sent the link in an email from a friend.

Even though "the game" is over.

I definitely just lost it.
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uhhhhh, no. To start things off, they spelled Cornell wrong..actually "Cornel-Putnam University" doesn't exist
its pronounced Colonel, its the highest rank in the Army

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You can call it the Grand Unified Theory manipulator.....if you really want to.
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its pronounced Colonel, its the highest rank in the Army


No it isn't, the highest rank in the army is General of the Army.
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its pronounced Colonel, its the highest rank in the Army




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lolwut?

You mean to tell me that this entire time I've been smacking ragdolls around with school buses using the grand unified theory?


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I think older threads of this... raw age, should not be posted. However back on topic :

Interesting, although i would like to see the code and how exactly this is true.

Hmm. Biggest OCN fail ever?
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I think older threads of this... raw age, should not be posted. However back on topic :

Interesting, although i would like to see the code and how exactly this is true.

lol another one pwned !
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You can call it the Grand Unified Theory manipulator.....if you really want to.

+1. I loled
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I think older threads of this... raw age, should not be posted. However back on topic :

Interesting, although i would like to see the code and how exactly this is true.
Wow people do not read threads at all before posting
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