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Hey peoples, I'm gonna give away some D3 guest passes!

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  • Have 5 Rep
  • Be OCN Member for 1 month
  • Tell me what 7x7^2 = ???
What you have to do is tell me the funniest joke, whoever tells me the funniest jokes wins a pass, I have 3 so there are 3 winners!
Keep it clean
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
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Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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Ive been really jonesin to try Diablo.

ps: 7*7^2=196 Math Fail (2 Jokes in 1 post)

as its reads =2401
 

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7x7^2=343

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

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>9000

There once was an old preacher by the name of William. Now William would travel town to town spreading the word. One Sunday morning he found himself in front of a crew of people that just didn't seem to want to hear what he was saying. He thought he might play it safe, and talk about the forgiveness that the Good Lord provides to sinners. It came time for ol' William to pass his hat around for the offering. When it returned, there was only 2 pennies inside. An elder of the church looked inside William's hat and handed it back to him.
"Sorry sir, we can be a bit tight at times,"
"Oh, that's alright," relied William,
"I'm just glad I got my hat back."
 

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7x7^2 = 7^4 ... he didnt ask what 7*7^2 was, just multiply the integers
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not my joke, stolen from my favorite dead comedian, but relevant to the situation.

I saw a billboard for the lottery. It said, "Estimated lottery jackpot 55 million dollars." I did not know that was estimated. That would suck if you won and they said, "Oh, we were off by two zeroes. We estimate that you are angry."

common lotto.
 

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Math answer is a Googolplex. 10^10^100. And yes, it is > 9000.

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Originally Posted by nawon72 View Post

7x7^2=343

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
Aha omg that's actually pretty funny! Okay you win one, ill PM you the code when I get home from school
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7x7^2=343

A joke, hmm...

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
 

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Just go into bnet, log in, DL Diablo 3 and play the starter editon. Everyone can do it.
 

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lol... ill give it a try (i hope more then 1 joke is ok, as i have a few
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where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP

and this one isnt mine, but it made me laugh prity hard
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700

how do you plan a party in space?
you planet

EDIT: i just remembered a great one... ill use this as my joke
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there are a few angels of very holy men in heaven. God tells them that they have all been too good, and must go commit a sin, so that they even knows what it feels like. five days pass and the first angel returns crying. God asks him what he did, and the angel says, "I tripped a blind man, and it felt horrible." God gives him a pat on the back, and tells him to take a drink of the holy water to cleanse himself. another day passes and the second angel returns looking depressed. God asks him what he did, and the angel says, "i stole money from the poor, and now they are even hungrier." God replies by saying, "Im glad you now know what a sin feels like, now please take a drink of the holy water to cleanse yourself." The second angel does so without a sound. This routine goes on for a few days, and finally God tuns to the last angel who has been laughing hysterically in the corner for a couple of days. God inquires, "what have you done that you find so funny?" the last angel composes himself, and replies, "why, i pissed in the holy water of coarse"

you may find it a little offensive, but i laugh every time i hear it, cause that last angle would be me
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EDIT2: and the answer is 343
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343
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Two hydrogen (H) atoms walk into a bar..
One says, " Omg, I think I've lost an electron !!"
The other says, "oh dude are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive…"
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Aha thats pretty funny x) Sending PM for Code Only 1 left
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one of my friend ask me how do i download more ram?
Are you actually serious x) Oh i'm sorry that made me laugh pretty damn hard
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You win the last pass, I'll send you the pass when I get home from school at 3:00PM EST
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Thank you for all the laughs everyone it was fun! Congratulations to the winners!
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