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Operator! I need the number for 911!

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A blonde texted her husband and said the window was stuck. It was the middle of the winter, so he thought the window was frozen. So, he told her to pour hot water on it. The blonde texted back, it didn't fix it. Puzzled, the man came home to find the computer covered in water.
 

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In a retirement home theres a old lady running around with a sheet around her neck as a cape, and she is yelling "super Pu**y, she continues to yell "super pu**y""super Pu**Y""super *****""super *****""super *****" an elderly guy says come over here miss, so she says ok, she comes over to him and yells it again, he then asks her "turn around miss" she stares at him puzzled, says "ok" as soon as she turns around he lifts up her sheet and says i will take the soup, thank you.
 

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Funny?

My first pc fail was trying to bodyslam an AGP x800 gto into a PCIe slot.... I was drunk and destroyed both motherboard and card. As well as scraping up my forearm.
 
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