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Today, Microsoft launched HealthVault, a health-information platform and service online. If you can get your head around the fact this is provided by the same company who makes a computer operating system and game console, read on.

Currently in beta, just like your GP, HealthVault offers three online services as part of the health-information management strategy: HealthVault Search, HealthVault Account and HealthVault Connection Center. HealthVault Search is an overhaul of the recently available Live Search Health tool. The latter two work together, unified by a Windows Live ID to form a platform to upload and store and interpret personal health data.
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User-"hello? Microsoft? I have night blindness, what should I do?"

Microsoft-"Hello, please enter your vista ultimate key for verification, oh you dont have vista ultimate? Please seek medical attention immediately, you have the plague."
 

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Oh no! First they made a mess of our rigs! Now M$ will make a mess of our health


EDIT: She is, indeed.
See what M$ does people?!! They touch kids.
 

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I told my Doctor once that I got health advice from the internet.... BAD IDEA.

She proceeded to tell me NEVER to trust a computer with health information.

Sure, her opinion may be a little biased... but I think I'm gonna take the advice from a woman who's been through med school over self-diagnosis on a PC. (And yes, I understand the information on this program will probably be from doctors... but still... if you need medical advice, seek a professional IN PERSON).

That's just my 2 cents on the matter.
 

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Just what we want, one of the largest corporations in the world thats already invading privacy in any way it can to now have access to all of our health information as well, haha no way!!!
 

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Originally Posted by makkarin
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I knew it. M$ is preparing studies to load the next new OS into people instead of computers. Its all a conspiracy...


Microsoft Windows Life®

Gives a whole new meaning to the BSOD...
 

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Just what we want, one of the largest corporations in the world thats already invading privacy in any way it can to now have access to all of our health information as well, haha no way!!!

How is Microsoft invading your privacy?
 

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How is Microsoft invading your privacy?

Bill Gates is looking through your pr0n
 

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User: "I have cold chills and headaches"

Dr. MS: "Reboot and update to latest drivers"
 

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Im feeling a little depressed........must be the blue screen of death.....the jokes could go on and on here.....my doctors fit beyond fit, though i love my computer i would rather she pushed my buttons.......yadda yadda insert joke.......

 

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Originally Posted by Melcar
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User: "I have cold chills and headaches"

Dr. MS: "Reboot and update to latest drivers"

LOL... good one.


This is turning out to be quite a good joke thread...

(funny it started out as a bad one).... ZING!!!!
 

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"I'm sorry but your version of the flu needs to be activated, please provide a genuine verification key to continue."

I could see it...
 
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