[Pandabrother]

AS I was about to click "New Thread", I saw another Fallout post, briefly read it, and then contemplated whether or not to post my topic in there.

But that isnt the point, point is, you are here to post your favorite quotes from Fallout 3. They can be Wadsworth's jokes, or President Eden, hell, it could be two Super Mutants you overheard talking. Just post your favorite quote. I'll start:
"Democracy in NON-NEGOTIABLE"-Liberty Prime

 

[Adam23]

Super Mutant Converstaion - I was thinking. And it hurt! Hurt my head! I remembered things from before...I think i knew a woman, or maybe i was a woman,Aggh it hurts!
Reply - Ha you talk alot! Sound funny when you talk, like a stupid human, Ha ha ha ha!
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Super Mutant Conversation - If you gonna talk, talk!
Reply - I was just wonderin...what are you doing? something good? something fun? im bored. need somebody to kill. or something to eat...
Reply - I dont know! what do i look like, a human? Talk talk talk! thats all you ever do!
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Super Mutant Converstation - What do you want?
Reply - I have a joke for you. Ready? knock knock
Reply - Who there?
Reply - Humans!
Reply - Humans who?
Reply - Kill the humans! kill them all Agghh!
Reply - Ha ha ha ha ha Oh oh ha ha ha Thats a good one! Ha ha ha
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[RuffeDK]

Meh, Fallout 1 and 2 has better moments.

 

[AOwpr]

YouTube- Fallout 3 - Liberty Prime best Speeches
YEEAAAAH.

Btw guys, join in on the Fallout 3D Apperciation [sic] thread in my sig.

I kind of like it when Three Dog rants about my negative Karma activities. So many lulz.

A few others:
Butch: "I'm gonna barber the hell out of that hair!"
Butch: "I can show you a real tunnel snake, Amata."
Three Dog: "Does that Vault door lead to Switzerland?" (If Lone Wanderer has Neutral Karma)

So many other good ones but can't remember.

 

[TestECull]

lololol @ Switzerland quote.

I don't hear Three Dog all that much, though. I leave my PipRadio off and listen to real life FM instead...

Some of my favorites are from the butlers.

They like to say "Good to see you alive and well, Sir/Madam! <under breath, no subtitles> Good to see you, anyways..."

They'll also say something like "You can use your My First Infirmary to cure your body of all drug addictions <under breath> But if it knew what you were addicted to it would likely fry it's subroutines...". I can't remember the exact quote though.

 

[AOwpr]

Here's a message in a terminal I just hacked, right after the end of the game (but I have Broken Steel) in the room where you wake up.

"Hey Sawbones, you dumb son of a b****! This is Glade -- I hacked your terminal again. Now change your password before I delete all your stupid robot poetry.

"

 

[decapitator]

"shouldn't you be banging rocks together?"