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Please Remember all involved. This Thread has not been Officially approved by any of our awesome MODs and you will not be winning anything but Bragging rights to say that you were the Very First BUM. Thanks for your help in this little experiment and may the UGLIEST CONTESTANT WIN!!!
B.U.M. is defined as Butt Ugly Machine. Ugly beyond measure. So nasty your grandmother would throw it to the dogs if they would eat it. So Ugly that people shy away from looking in it's general direction.
1. THX1138 / Beamer Beater
For some reason He has backed out of the running. I guess he got too many votes...?
I see this case and I think. I should have bought that Silver Z-3 when I had the chance, but that is where the beauty Fades with this case. The excessive amount of bling on this case make a Rapper want to make a big necklace out of this build.. So I say.. This is one..... Butt Ugly Machine.
Our Very First BUM.....2. FTW 420's / Kitchen Comp
This computer uses PC100 memory and supports a processor that is probably older than the average person reading this Description. This is a Coffee laden Smoke and grease covered machine from ancient ages past looks more like an old Mr. Coffee than a computer and it's one ... Butt Ugly Machine.
3. IrDewey / Dirty Dell
These Dell cases are really nice in the way it was built. The Clamshell operation of opening this dell makes it almost not in the running but the excessive abuse to this case makes it fit right in and it is one ..... Butt Ugly Machine
4. Erick Silver's / Crud E Machine
EMachines were the bottom of the ladder when this was first purchased. With very standard and underrated parts, usually a Celly and the cheapest ram that the company could find. Surprisingly they were pretty good machine for the Average PC user and again this is one.. .. Butt Ugly Machine.
5. HouseJhereg / Cubby Classic
This one Almost didn't make the cut. It is actually a nice machine but I'm sorry the color scheme and the overall look of it makes it just on the mark of being a... Butt UGLY Machine.
6. ZHoob2004 HP PILE OF SHAVILLION
This little guy came into the world as some kids do. Messed up. This guy needed help from the beginning. The Shortness of this case makes us wonder where the heck they put the Processor in this thing, much less the hard drive. Anyway this Hp is definitely one .... Butt UGLY Machine.
7. Enigma8750 / Awful Tigers
Sorry. This is the only known picture of this BUM. I didn't like the case when I built it, but the Guy wanted an Auburn Case and He got an Auburn Case. Yes.. I did add the big AU Logo on the side but I never got that picture for infringements of copyrights. But this is still one .... Butt UGLY Machine.
8. KarmaKiller / Girlfriends Green Mystake
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Either we don't like our girlfriend's to have sexy machines or they just pick out the most butt ugly Machines.. No matter the answer. Girlfriends machines are synonymous with ugly Green lights and Pink Paint Jobs. We will have to add this one as Butt UGLY as well.
Note: this is a test run and no awards will be given except for bragging rights to say that you had the very first Butt UGLY Machine. You will get no special stamp or money. Just bragging rights after the results of the poll is final. Enjoy the Contest. If I missed out on a legitimate BUM then let me know and I will add you for next Month.
Bless You all and thanks for your participation. Remember this is all in fun. This will go for one week trial only. This is only a Test and no prizes will be awarded.
B.U.M. is defined as Butt Ugly Machine. Ugly beyond measure. So nasty your grandmother would throw it to the dogs if they would eat it. So Ugly that people shy away from looking in it's general direction.
1. THX1138 / Beamer Beater
For some reason He has backed out of the running. I guess he got too many votes...?

I see this case and I think. I should have bought that Silver Z-3 when I had the chance, but that is where the beauty Fades with this case. The excessive amount of bling on this case make a Rapper want to make a big necklace out of this build.. So I say.. This is one..... Butt Ugly Machine.
Our Very First BUM.....2. FTW 420's / Kitchen Comp


This computer uses PC100 memory and supports a processor that is probably older than the average person reading this Description. This is a Coffee laden Smoke and grease covered machine from ancient ages past looks more like an old Mr. Coffee than a computer and it's one ... Butt Ugly Machine.
3. IrDewey / Dirty Dell

These Dell cases are really nice in the way it was built. The Clamshell operation of opening this dell makes it almost not in the running but the excessive abuse to this case makes it fit right in and it is one ..... Butt Ugly Machine
4. Erick Silver's / Crud E Machine


EMachines were the bottom of the ladder when this was first purchased. With very standard and underrated parts, usually a Celly and the cheapest ram that the company could find. Surprisingly they were pretty good machine for the Average PC user and again this is one.. .. Butt Ugly Machine.
5. HouseJhereg / Cubby Classic


This one Almost didn't make the cut. It is actually a nice machine but I'm sorry the color scheme and the overall look of it makes it just on the mark of being a... Butt UGLY Machine.
6. ZHoob2004 HP PILE OF SHAVILLION


This little guy came into the world as some kids do. Messed up. This guy needed help from the beginning. The Shortness of this case makes us wonder where the heck they put the Processor in this thing, much less the hard drive. Anyway this Hp is definitely one .... Butt UGLY Machine.
7. Enigma8750 / Awful Tigers
Sorry. This is the only known picture of this BUM. I didn't like the case when I built it, but the Guy wanted an Auburn Case and He got an Auburn Case. Yes.. I did add the big AU Logo on the side but I never got that picture for infringements of copyrights. But this is still one .... Butt UGLY Machine.
8. KarmaKiller / Girlfriends Green Mystake

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She wanted purple lights but had to settle for Green.. |
Note: this is a test run and no awards will be given except for bragging rights to say that you had the very first Butt UGLY Machine. You will get no special stamp or money. Just bragging rights after the results of the poll is final. Enjoy the Contest. If I missed out on a legitimate BUM then let me know and I will add you for next Month.
Bless You all and thanks for your participation. Remember this is all in fun. This will go for one week trial only. This is only a Test and no prizes will be awarded.
