It's sad, but Ubuntu has gotta be the number one choice for a Linux noob. Actually, I'd pick Xubuntu as it's a bit more lightweight. I've found that much of the knowledge of Linux comes from asking users how to do things - there are manuals, but they tend to leave out loads of stuff. If you ask people where they get their information, they'll just say experience!
Err, drifted off a bit there - I vote for Xubuntu as it's lightweight, should work without too much trouble, and has a great community forum for help
Err, drifted off a bit there - I vote for Xubuntu as it's lightweight, should work without too much trouble, and has a great community forum for help