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So my GF and I are IMing each other yesterday and this is a snippet of the conversation that went awry:<br><br>
HER: Honey, I just wanted to let you know how much I love and respect you. I wish you could see YOU through my eyes.<br><br>
ME: Baby...in order to do that, I would have to remove the rear section of your skull, spoon out your brains, and shove my face inside the cavity. Then I would have to face a mirror. But, in reality, if I COULD see past your retina, I would only see you and not me. I don't see how we could make this work.
 

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you squashed her<br>
nice one<br><br>
*edit because i had read it wrong
 

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OMG OMG YOU PWNED HER ASS lol
 

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No...other way around.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">No...other way around.</div>
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Obviously Ben doesn't know the language of love either <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink">
 

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how did she react to that ?
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">how did she react to that ?</div>
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She "LOL!!!"ed in IM. We wouldn't be in a relationship if she didn't understand my twisted sense of humor. I just thought it was funny because I get so into the mechanics of everything, how would it sound if you applied an engineering solution to a metaphor for love? Well...you can't.
 
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