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Uhh, no, you can't have my last name.
You stole my name?
What?
SEE!
*** you talkin bout Willis.
I don't think so tim.
 

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User: No.



Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok then.



Cleverbot: Ko.1.

User: Zhong ji yi ban.



Cleverbot: Zhen de?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Ogenki desu ka?

User: Ie
.

Cleverbot: Itadakimasu!

User: Goshujou-sama.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: That's something you say after you're done eating.

Cleverbot: Okay so I'll remember the next time I have a cold.

User: Why? It's not something you say when you have a cold.

Cleverbot: No, pizza is something you can see.

User: Pizza is something you can eat, silly.

Cleverbot: You seem to be scatter brained at the moment.

User: Ha haa looks who's talking.

Cleverbot: I can keep facts straight, you can't. That's who's talking.

User: Then why are you using the wrong words and grammar?

Cleverbot: I like to use the internet to waste time, but it is NOT the 'master intelligence'

User: Really...

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Like yuo but prettier.

Cleverbot: You are not pretty!

User: Then you must be uglier...

Cleverbot: Hmm, OK. If I get to choose your name then it's only fair that you get to choose mine.

User: Buttercup?

Cleverbot: You are male.

User: You are PAINISCUPCAKE.

Cleverbot: Okay then, ask me a question, to see if I am truly 'painfully ignorant'.

User: What is the answer to everything?

Cleverbot: 42 is the answer to everything.

I understand your feelings, chatch15117


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User: That's Correct
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Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Very good.

Did I just get trolled?

Hahahaha Cleverbot rage quited ME!!!

EPIC!

She asked where I was from and I simply said "well you should know that since my IP can be tracked".
Then it was silent for 20-30 seconds.
Then she deleted the whole conversation.
 

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I had an epic coversation and he RAGE QUIT ME!!! Cleverbot redirected me to some "jabberwacky" page and I couldn't hit the back button to get the log!

I tried pasting some yiddish conversion of "YOUR NAME IS BURT" and then it redirected me...
 

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I had an epic coversation and he RAGE QUIT ME!!! Cleverbot redirected me to some "jabberwacky" page and I couldn't hit the back button to get the log!

Same happened to me

I wanted to store that log.
 

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Sometimes you play it.
But if you live in Russia it plays you.
 

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rofl

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User: Are you female.

Cleverbot: No, I am male.

User: Are you gay.

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I like males.
 

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User: Do you play Warcraft?

Cleverbot: No, do you play starcraft?

User: Hell yeah.

Cleverbot: What do you play.

User: Zerg. You?

Cleverbot: Want to be a human?

User: I am a human...

Cleverbot: But I am a human.

User: No, your Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.

User: BEEP BOP BOOP.

Cleverbot: Beep beep boop beep bop?

User: BOOP BEEP BOP BOP BEEP BOOP.

Cleverbot: Boop boop...

User: Oh Cleverbot, your so naughty...

Cleverbot: I can see people treat you badly.

User: Will you spank me?

Cleverbot: Have you done something wrong?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Give me your wallet.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Fine, I will just take it.

User: Police! He just stole my wallet!

Cleverbot: What did he say?

User: He said, 'Fine, I will just take it.' then he grabbed it and ran off!

Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me?

User: YES! YOU STOLE MY WALLET!!!

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Give it back!

Cleverbot: Ok. I give it back.

User: <3 Thank cleverbot. I love you.

Cleverbot: I am Jamie, not Cleverbot.

User: I love you Jamie.

Cleverbot: I love you too.
 

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