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<div align="left">BERLIN (Reuters) - A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.</div> <br />
<div align="left">"There's quite obviously demand for legal advice here," Jens Lorek told Reuters by telephone on Thursday. "The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court."</div> <br />
<div align="left">Lorek, a lawyer based in the eastern city of Dresden who specializes in social and labor law, said he hoped to expand his client base by taking on the unusual work.</div> <br />
<div align="left">He has yet to win any abduction claims, but says there are plenty of potential clients, noting that extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year.<br />
"These people could appeal for therapies or cures," he said.</div> <br />
<div align="left">Lorek, 41, is pinning his hopes for success on a German law which grants kidnap victims the right to state compensation.</div> <br />
<div align="left">Asked if he was worried he might look ridiculous by seeking justice for clients haunted by aliens, Lorek was unfazed.</div> <br />
<div align="left">"Nobody has laughed about it up until now."</div>
 

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omg. it almost makes me ashamed to have german blood in me <img src="/images/smilies/eek.gif" border="0" alt="" title="EEK!" class="inlineimg" /><br />
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[ot] i was once aducted by a dozen ants and taken back to their nest and raised for 3 weeks.. can i get compensated too <img src="/images/smilies/tongue.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Stick out tounge caps" class="inlineimg" /> ?[/ot]
 

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I was abducted by twin blond female aliens from Sweden for 3 days. Now I demand the same level of life style, can I sue them for compensation and do I have to sue them here or in Sweden? <img src="/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Wink" class="inlineimg" />
 

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<div align="left">BERLIN (Reuters) - A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens.</div> <br />
<div align="left">"There's quite obviously demand for legal advice here," Jens Lorek told Reuters by telephone on Thursday. "The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court."</div> <br />
<div align="left">Lorek, a lawyer based in the eastern city of Dresden who specializes in social and labor law, said he hoped to expand his client base by taking on the unusual work.</div> <br />
<div align="left">He has yet to win any abduction claims, but says there are plenty of potential clients, noting that extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year.<br />
"These people could appeal for therapies or cures," he said.</div> <br />
<div align="left">Lorek, 41, is pinning his hopes for success on a German law which grants kidnap victims the right to state compensation.</div> <br />
<div align="left">Asked if he was worried he might look ridiculous by seeking justice for clients haunted by aliens, Lorek was unfazed.</div> <br />
<div align="left"><b>"Nobody has laughed about it up until now."</b></div></div>

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</div>lol.<br />
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Its wierd as The Duke was abducted by only 2 girls..................mmm I swear I had a lot more than that<img src="/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Smile" class="inlineimg" /> I was worn out and came back sweaty and tired- I don't know what I was doing<img src="/images/smilies/headscratch.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Headscratch" class="inlineimg" />
 

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<div style="font-style:italic">Its wierd as The Duke was abducted by only 2 girls..................mmm I swear I had a lot more than that<img src="/images/smilies/smile.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Smile" class="inlineimg" /> I was worn out and came back sweaty and tired- I don't know what I was doing<img src="/images/smilies/headscratch.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Headscratch" class="inlineimg" /></div>

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</div>getting out of your computer chair to get another bag of doritos? <img src="/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Big Grin" class="inlineimg" />
 
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