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Alright guys so theres a few websites that have whats called "Chuck Norris Facts" which are hilarious fictitous sayings about Chuck. This thread is where you can create some of your own, but <b>they have to be original facts</b> and not pasted off a website. I'll start us out with some.<br><br>
Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in. Out of logarithms.<br><br>
Chuck Norris eats heavy machinery to meet his daily fiber requirement.<br><br>
Chapeezy Candle once tried to manufacter a "Chuck Norris" scented candle, but when they manufactured the first one the entire factory blew up. Now no one has ever heard of Chapeezy Candle.<br><br>
Chuck Norris is so versatile that he has been used as a stunt double in videogames. In Mortal Kombat, Chuck was Goro's third arm. Look for the mustache and bad attitude.<br><br>
Chuck Norris has done some stunt doubling in major motion pictures as well, including Jaws 2, where Chuck played Jaws in the final scene where Jaws bit the electric pole. Chuck also played the Poltergeist in the hit "Poltergeist".<br><br>
Chuck Norris invented the megahertz.<br><br>
In the year 2040, it is estimated that the speed of CPU's will be measured in Norrihurtz.<br><br>
The buttons on Chuck Norris's blue-jean shirt are connected to his spinal column.<br><br>
Chuck Norris can sometimes be heard referring to himself as 'Chuck Norris squared', because Chuck once met another man named Chuck Norris and ate him whole.<br><br>
Alright lets hear some of yours!
 

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Chuck Norris can get a 386 to 4Ghz on passive cooling.
 

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I did a search for Chuck Norris Facts and nothing came up.<br />
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Anyway, this is our list of facts that we came up with. Original facts, not just funny ones we read.
 

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Chuck Norris plays racketball with Dragonball-Z.<br />
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Chuck Norris can snap a shark's neck.<br />
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Come on guys, I know you got some good ones!
 

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I'm disappointed in you guys. Go to your rooms and think about what you did.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic">Chuck Norris can get a 386 to 4Ghz on passive cooling.</div>

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</div>LOL
 

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<div style="font-style:italic">I'm disappointed in you guys. Go to your rooms and think about what you did.</div>

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</div>LOL heh <img src="/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Big Grin" class="inlineimg" />
 
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