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Well I just got this nice comfy <b>leather</b> office chair from my dad. So about 2 hours ago I had a shower and after toweling off I got the urge to game... Don't ask why but naked.<br><br>
But see here's the problem. I want to get up now but my behind is REALLY stuck to it... I think it's some kind of finish they put to the leather but I feel like I'm going to rip my skin off my.. you know...<br><br>
Help?<br><br>
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Oh...my... Gawd....<br><br>
I don't know if I should laugh or rush to your aid.... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"><br><br>
Use your hand and use it like a pry-bar to separate your skin from the chair.... don't ask how I know this. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Stick Out Tongue">
 

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lol scotch gard... nice stuff. you need warm water to get out if your actually stuck to it..lol<br><br><br>
EDIT: my wife sed use butter and wiggle..
 

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I game naked, and I have a nice space heater right next to me. My sack literally turns into a large, latex pouch, because it's so warm.<br><br>
The heater resembles a fireplace.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">I game naked, and I have a nice space heater right next to me. My sack literally turns into a large, latex pouch, because it's so warm.<br><br>
The heater resembles a fireplace.</div>
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Dood..... You RULE!<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Big Grin">
 

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OK so I have rolled my way to my en-suite bathroom and I have gathered the following items that I can reach to aid me in my separation..<br><br>
A tooth brush<br>
Tooth paste (Mint)<br>
Oxy facial pads<br>
Vitamin E skin cream (Seams to have lubricated properties might be worth a shot)<br>
Dental floss<br>
A half full glass of water that my cat has been drinking out of<br>
A tripod<br>
HD 555s<br>
Mini fridge box<br><br>
I'm screwed...
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">OK so I have rolled my way to my en-suite bathroom and I have gathered the following items that I can reach to aid me in my separation..<br><br>
A tooth brush<br>
Tooth paste (Mint)<br>
Oxy facial pads<br>
Vitamin E skin cream (Seams to have lubricated properties might be worth a shot)<br>
Dental floss<br>
A half full glass of water that my cat has been drinking out of<br>
A tripod<br>
HD 555s<br>
Mini fridge box<br><br>
I'm screwed...</div>
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...okay... I can't take it anymore.<br><br>
Hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaah!<br><br><br><br>
erm sorry...<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/redface.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Embarrassment"><br><br>
P.S. Astro-Glide <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink">
 

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use the floss, lubercate it with the skin cream, do a sawing action from the top all the way down and around. you might have to poor some of the cream on your back to help it stay lubed.. it the string breaks you are really screwed...
 

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Let's hope your sack isn't also glued... That would be painful.</div>
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Besides a minor case of BSTL the sack is A OK
 

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Oh my gosh, this is either the weirdest, saddest, or funniest thing ever.<br><br>
When I game naked it's with a towel on my chair, and a space heater makes my sack like a pouch too, LOL.
 

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<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/lachen.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Lachen"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/lachen.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Lachen"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/lachen.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Lachen"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/lachen.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Lachen"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/lachen.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Lachen"><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/lachen.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Lachen"><br>
that is seriously the funniest things I ever herd
 

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p.s i forgot to mention. if you get rope burn from the floss at least your half way to the healing process with the lube..
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Also, pics or it didn't happen, MUHAHAHAHA.</div>
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Please... no.... <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/eek.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="EEK!"><br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/thinking.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Thinking"><br><br>
On second-thought, DO EET!<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Big Grin">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">Also, pics or it didn't happen, MUHAHAHAHA.</div>
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OMG no...... lol...
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">When I game naked it's with a towel on my chair,</div>
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Yea, or else the chair starts to smell like butt. Especially if it's a leather chair, then your screwed.
 

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lol yeah he is screwd in two ways now... 1 his chair smells like butt, 2 it is stuck to it as proof....lololol
 

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I'm pretty sure nudity is a hefty infraction... I'm thinking to use the Vitamin E cream with some of the water as lubricant and pry up with the handle of my tooth brush... The once enough cheek is separated to use the cardboard mini fridge box as a sort of spatula.
 
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