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I'm going with a joke on this one.

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One day at a border crossing station along the US-Mexico border, a Border Patrol agent was going about his day. A Mexican immigrant approached him about becoming a US citizen and said, "I wants to become a US citizen."

The agent looked at him and informed him he'd have to pass a test to be able to become a US citizen. The Mexican readily agreed and said he was ready for the test.

The agent looked at the man and said, "Sir, if you can use the following three words correctly in a sentence, you can become a US citizen."

The man shook his head and said "Ok, I'm ready."

The agent said, "Ok, your three words are green, yellow, and pink. Go."

The man stood there, becoming anxious and said "Ok, I'm ready. So, I'm sitting at home, and my phone, it go green-green. I pink it up and go 'yellow'."
Either way - awesome freebie man.
 

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Alberta to 32? Seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Two Albertans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a bag. When they meet, one says "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmmmmm . . . five?"

Top 10 Reasons To Live in Alberta
1. Big Rock

2. Preston Manning

3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approximately 200 percent

4. The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4 education

5. Flames vs. Oilers

6. Stamps vs. Eskies

7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of

8. Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLT's

9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups

10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it

(Please don't kill me lol. I'm waiting for an excuse to WC my 295!!)
 

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My post is a guarantee to water cool my 360 with this!
 

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Here.
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Question: Do you want a Swiftech MCR220?

Answer: I like turtles.
 

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I have come to enter your contest!
My gift to you is a link to a site that will forever provide you with lolz!
http://www.fmylife.com/
Updated Daily!!!

I like AMD's, so I put an AMD in my AMD, so I can use an AMD while I use my AMD. yay!
 

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Sir, you are a red-blooded 'murrican (or possibly Canuck, for whom I am jealous of your healthcare but cannot live without my gun). As such, you like things that we all do. Cars, hot women, overclocking PCs to ridiculous levels and generally being a crazy mofo.

To this end, I present you with the Award for Men. This award is regularly given out to totally awesome guys (and in rare cases, hot chicks) who go above and beyond the call to give aid or just laugh at their fellow Men.

Without further adieu, your award:





Use it wisely, and share of the wealth of Awesome you currently posess.

Devman
 

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if i win i'll have your babies.
 
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