[jadawgis732]

So Happy Hacking Keyboards, made by TPU Systems, have a $4000, made to order keyboard. If you Google the keyboard you'll be bombarded by marketing material which advertises that the keys are painted with "a special brush made from the hairs of virgins." I am not sure why they are advertising this or what the attraction is.

It really only succeeds in drawing attention away from the product, and engendering questions about the brush they are using to paint the keys. Are they of human decent? Are their former owners male or female? Are they pubic hairs, and if so can I touch them?

Finally, how are hairs better for applying paint before their owner has been deflowered than after? Is this some type of cultural thing, like how Japanese vending machines on the streets sell little girls' used panties for a small fee? How is this okay?

 

[SmokinWaffle]

wat

 

[ch_123]

I love how the internet knows what I think.

 

[Mithrandir8]

lol wat

Sounds like a left-over April Fool's joke

 

[Mongol]

I'd rather buy the $2500 keyboard with oled buttons.

Not that I would.

 

[Alex132]

http://most-expensive.net/10-computer-keyboards

#1?

 

[ChocoboLIVE]

If you had checked the past culture from China you maybe see the reason why.

 

[frankth3frizz]

i have one..

 

[TheReciever]

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealex132 http://most-expensive.net/10-computer-keyboards #1?

Couldnt pay me to use anyone of those lol

 

[derickwm]

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using a special brush made from the hairs of virgins

nom nom nom nom

That article is 3 years old...

 

[SecrtAgentMan]

It's supposedly powdered with gold dust, don't know if that still makes for the ridiculous price point.

 

[waar]

so that's what hes been doing now?

 

[Sainesk]

sweet, now I can finally get an STD from my keyboard...?

 

[Phaedrus2129]

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Originally Posted by Sainesk;13056464
sweet, now I can finally get an STD from my keyboard...?

Since when do virgins have STDs?

Yes, I know AIDs and some others can be transferred during birth, don't ruin my joke

 

[Sainesk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaedrus2129;13056913
Yes, I know AIDs and some others can be transferred during birth, don't ruin my joke

you forgot needles! (and a few other things)

so who's getting one and reviewing it?

 

[ch_123]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaedrus2129;13056913
Since when do virgins have STDs?

Yes, I know AIDs and some others can be transferred during birth, don't ruin my joke

Cold sores are caused by the same virus as Herpes. I think receiving oral sex from someone with a cold sore can cause unpleasant things...

 

[webwit]

 

[ch_123]

You know Webwit, I was half expecting to see a picture of the keyboard in the OP on your trademark wooden floor, with your cat poking at the keys.

 

[ripster]

haha - gold foil rubber dome.

That's like putting mechanical switches into a Logitech G series keyboard.