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A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued....and won. In delivering the ruling the judge agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.<br />
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A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.<br />
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San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was not the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.<br />
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From England: A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for 40 Pounds and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of 40 Pounds. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture...of handcuffs. The motorist promptly sent the money for the fine.<br />
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Drug Possession Defendant Christopher Jansen, on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun. "Nonsense," said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could see it. The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five minute recess to compose himself.<br />
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Another from Detroit: A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
 

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***pwned. It was a good idea..but i think he forgot that would be the exact same as taking insurance out on a house then lighting it on fire.
 

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haha what? lol
 

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ROFL. What a 'tard.
 

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Pwnage on the scammer.
 

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That made my day, thanks Waxy.
 

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HAHAHA!!! I love it when stupid pieces of trash get torn apart by their own doing!
 

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More, More! Everyone loves stupid crook news!
 

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A man and 2 opf his friends walked into a bank waving pistols. After they had walked out with a bag of money, one of the robbers went inside the car and started it up. Another went to the trunk and put the money in, while the driver didnt realize what he was doing. Shortly, the driver pulled out and ran over his friend who had already put the money in thr trunk. He quickly yelle for the third robber to get in the car. The third victim then ran for the car, tripped, and shot himself in the foot.
 

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I dont find this stuff funny at all and I think you should all look at youselfs as people to see if you have any traces of a heart or compassion left in your souls
 

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sooo a criminal getting his justice in a ironic way, and us finding it funny is uncompationate.... wait ill try again....Oh damn look at that he got caught thats so sad i really wanted to see him get away with it..<br />
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Get over it find your humoruos side it is the jokes and humor section, if you dont like it dont post <img src="/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Big Grin" class="inlineimg" />
 

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<div style="font-style:italic">I dont find this stuff funny at all and I think you should all look at youselfs as people to see if you have any traces of a heart or compassion left in your souls</div>

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</div>Wha...!? This has nothing to do with "compassion in our souls". How compationate is it pointing a gun at somebody and stealing from them? It's only right that they pwned themselves.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic">Wha...!? This has nothing to do with "compassion in our souls". How compationate is it pointing a gun at somebody and stealing from them? It's only right that they pwned themselves.</div>

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</div>I agree with ya.
 

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<div style="font-style:italic">I dont find this stuff funny at all and I think you should all look at youselfs as people to see if you have any traces of a heart or compassion left in your souls</div>

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Nope, none there...
 

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sorry to bust your bubble:<br />
<a href="http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp" target="_blank">http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp</a><br />
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the cigar one is false<br />
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lol still good though<br />
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maybe mindofchaos is featured in one of those <img src="/images/smilies/tongue.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Stick out tounge caps" class="inlineimg" />
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">sorry to bust your bubble:<br><a href="http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp" target="_blank">http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp</a><br><br>
the cigar one is false<br><br><br>
lol still good though<br><br><br>
maybe mindofchaos is featured in one of those <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Stick out tounge caps"></div>
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You just HAD to kill the mood didn't you?
 

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HAHAHA!!!! The Arson one was great!
 

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i think mindofchaos was being SARCASTIC.
 
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