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This has been posted around at different sites.. Worth a chuckle.

This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channel.

The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.

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* checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* checker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<checker > why do you kick me
<checker > can't you discus normally
<checker > answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<checker > what ping man
<checker > the timing of my pc is right
<checker > i even have dst
<checker > you banned me
<checker > amit it you son of a
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> you're stupid, DST^^
<checker > shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<checker > for two weaks already
<checker > when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<checker > shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<checker > tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<checker > in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<checker > shut up you'll be gone
<checker > i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<checker > say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<checker > to you man
<checker > buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

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* checker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<checker > dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> checker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<checker > you're so stupid man
<checker > say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<checker > buy buy elch
* checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

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* checker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<checker > elch you son of a
<Metanot> checker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up checker?
<checker > you have a frie wal
<checker > fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<checker > i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<checker > because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<checker > be a man turn that off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<checker > thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes checker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he checker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<checker > yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<checker > like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<checker > turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he checker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<checker > you're afraid
<checker > i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<checker > elch turn off your wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<checker > shut up
<Metanot> lol
<checker > my grandma surfs with fire wall
<checker > and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

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<Elch> checker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> hacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<checker > wort man
<Elch> checker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<checker > man do you want a virus
<checker > tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<checker > lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<checker > and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

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<checker > don't need to rescue you can't son of a
<Elch> that's bad
<checker > elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<checker > and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. checker was comforting me with a music tip.

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<checker > tupac rules
<checker > elch you son of a your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?

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<checker > and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<checker > your d: is gone
<He> go on

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

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* checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time."
 

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Old. :\\
 

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what noob hacker attacks himself... localhost/127.0.0.1 should be the 1st IP YOU KNOW! The one not to target roflwaffles
 

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PUR EFFIN PWNAGE.

I am surprised hes so dumb he didnt notice the IP isnt right, he got that program so he must have really good friends because hes obviously too dumb to ever find that on his own.
 

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LOL there isn't even a program where you just enter an IP and someone's PC dies.. Im hax0r proof so I just laugh and talk crap back to those people haha.
 

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HAHAHAHA that's great!!!
 

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so funny
 
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