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Hey guys, this is going to be my on going thread to help out the community and to explain my....annoyance of my every day job as a mac tech. This thread will be periodically updated with stories, situations, and what I had to do to solve them. Some may be the same, others may be different, but bare in mind on one thing: This is to help you guys... and to vent my rage before I pop a vain.
People who I will refer to (Not real names):
Lee - Service Supervisor - Chill dude
Jim - GM - <3 this guy. BEST MANAGER EVER!
Francis - New guy and fresh meat.
Pete - PC tech
Serg - Another PC Tech
Ali - My fellow mac tech.
Larry - God among gods. Old service manager and he knows something about something about something. Guy is a problem fixer and a damn good one at that. Works upstairs as well.
James - The owner, boss.
Gilbert - Another sales guy
SC - Sister Company - Upstairs and where men are men.
TL - Tech Land. Where I work and the otherside of the business.
Betsy - The ever so loving trash can.
^^^^ I did all that without messing up once.
People who I will refer to (Not real names):
Lee - Service Supervisor - Chill dude
Jim - GM - <3 this guy. BEST MANAGER EVER!
Francis - New guy and fresh meat.
Pete - PC tech
Serg - Another PC Tech
Ali - My fellow mac tech.
Larry - God among gods. Old service manager and he knows something about something about something. Guy is a problem fixer and a damn good one at that. Works upstairs as well.
James - The owner, boss.
Gilbert - Another sales guy
SC - Sister Company - Upstairs and where men are men.
TL - Tech Land. Where I work and the otherside of the business.
Betsy - The ever so loving trash can.
Adventures with a wonderful machine.... and file vault...
Double trouble?
SHE RETURNS!
OH DEAR GOD! MAIL! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Broken LCD...
The Fans...THEY HUNGER! FOR MORE!
WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! Hold on a second! You did what?!
So... Why is your machine shipped wtih a single tissue in the box and no packing?
So... Why won't you install?
IPHOTO!!!! DAMN YOU!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IN THE HELL CAN'T THINGS JUST GO AS PLANNED?
Herka Derk, mah be no boot
Xeb is working on a PC job? wut?
ITS GONE! ITS FINALLY GONE! OMG I AM GOING TO CRY, BUT IT IS FINALLY GONE!
I thought this upgrade was suppose to be easy...
Dust? Wait what? Dust? WHY THE HELL WON'T IT GO AWAY?! FAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Another monstrous iPhoto Libra- Wait, what the hell is this?
So... What kind of mess is this crap? And why the hell am I always getting mixed up in this?
An ANNOYING continuation to somethingPrevious...
Ah poop...
Someone... Please, for the love of god, kill this lady!!!! I think she broken....
WHHHHHHYYYYY????!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Who the... what? WHY! JUST FREAKING WORK GOD DAMMIT!! mad.gif
Hold on... wait.. what the hell? THERE IS SOMETHING GROWING INSIDE THIS THING!
So you cannot delete these files, huh?
Wait, whao. Um... can I say it? Holy-! THIS THING IS FAST BRAH! Wait... hold on... what? WHY IS IT DOING THAT?
Wait... Um... is that 2.. What? These are new? WHY!??!?
A Month... of Hell
LET THE TANKING COMMENCE!!!!!
What in sam's hell is this mess?
FUUUUUU MOUNTAIN LION!!!! GAHAHAuhasdiufhasiudnhfuiabewghnSFRiuyaWSE$FRYIUbgnhazsweÏ˝ˇ¨ˆnhbaejswuiFgr
O-o Uh...gaiz, we gotz a problemz!
And the importance of Permissions IIISSS!!!!
Oh the doom! THE DOOM! THE DOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! AHHHH SPOTLIGHT Y U NO SHINE?
FUUUUUUUUUUUU Y U NO RUN FAST?
Oh boy... Mac Pro with now power, a time limit, and.... a Challenge?
Oh, why hello thar. I see wha- OH FOR THE LOVE GOD AND MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!
Well... herb-derb Apple does it again.
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but it sure in the hell seems to be something it is not.
OUTLOOK!!!!!!!!!
OH HAI GAIZ! I HAZ UPDATE!
Oh Outlook. How I hate you so. Please, take this bottle of cyanide and DISAPPEAR!
Keychains and Mail. Oh boy!
An Act of Vengeance...
Oh the joys of Entourage. Oh such crappy software, why do you make me want to dangle from a tree?
Double trouble?
SHE RETURNS!
OH DEAR GOD! MAIL! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Broken LCD...
The Fans...THEY HUNGER! FOR MORE!
WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! Hold on a second! You did what?!
So... Why is your machine shipped wtih a single tissue in the box and no packing?
So... Why won't you install?
IPHOTO!!!! DAMN YOU!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IN THE HELL CAN'T THINGS JUST GO AS PLANNED?
Herka Derk, mah be no boot
Xeb is working on a PC job? wut?
ITS GONE! ITS FINALLY GONE! OMG I AM GOING TO CRY, BUT IT IS FINALLY GONE!
I thought this upgrade was suppose to be easy...
Dust? Wait what? Dust? WHY THE HELL WON'T IT GO AWAY?! FAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Another monstrous iPhoto Libra- Wait, what the hell is this?
So... What kind of mess is this crap? And why the hell am I always getting mixed up in this?
An ANNOYING continuation to somethingPrevious...
Ah poop...
Someone... Please, for the love of god, kill this lady!!!! I think she broken....
WHHHHHHYYYYY????!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Who the... what? WHY! JUST FREAKING WORK GOD DAMMIT!! mad.gif
Hold on... wait.. what the hell? THERE IS SOMETHING GROWING INSIDE THIS THING!
So you cannot delete these files, huh?
Wait, whao. Um... can I say it? Holy-! THIS THING IS FAST BRAH! Wait... hold on... what? WHY IS IT DOING THAT?
Wait... Um... is that 2.. What? These are new? WHY!??!?
A Month... of Hell
LET THE TANKING COMMENCE!!!!!
What in sam's hell is this mess?
FUUUUUU MOUNTAIN LION!!!! GAHAHAuhasdiufhasiudnhfuiabewghnSFRiuyaWSE$FRYIUbgnhazsweÏ˝ˇ¨ˆnhbaejswuiFgr
O-o Uh...gaiz, we gotz a problemz!
And the importance of Permissions IIISSS!!!!
Oh the doom! THE DOOM! THE DOOOOOOOMMMM!!!! AHHHH SPOTLIGHT Y U NO SHINE?
FUUUUUUUUUUUU Y U NO RUN FAST?
Oh boy... Mac Pro with now power, a time limit, and.... a Challenge?
Oh, why hello thar. I see wha- OH FOR THE LOVE GOD AND MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!
Well... herb-derb Apple does it again.
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but it sure in the hell seems to be something it is not.
OUTLOOK!!!!!!!!!
OH HAI GAIZ! I HAZ UPDATE!
Oh Outlook. How I hate you so. Please, take this bottle of cyanide and DISAPPEAR!
Keychains and Mail. Oh boy!
An Act of Vengeance...
Oh the joys of Entourage. Oh such crappy software, why do you make me want to dangle from a tree?
