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You really should not have control over a keyboard... took me 20 mins to type this....<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)">
 

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It takes you half an hour to figure out you try to open your house door with your car keys (don't worry... the bar was two blocks down the road.. I walked <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink">)
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">It takes you half an hour to figure out you try to open your house door with your car keys (don't worry... the bar was two blocks down the road.. I walked <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/wink.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Wink">)</div>
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been there... when i go drinkin now, i leave the door unlocked hhaa<br><br>
not smart, but easier on my drunken brain<br><br><br>
to add to this.<br>
when your playin a song live, and half way through, after a silent part, you forget either a)what part your supposed to play now, or b) what song your playing or c) (worse) that your even on stage<br><br>
or<br><br>
you get half way to work and cant remember if your on your way there, or home (happened to me once)
 

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You call someone and the first thing you say is "why did you call me??"
 

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You've had 10 pints of Guiness <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">You call someone and the first thing you say is "why did you call me??"</div>
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HAHA. I did that even though I weren't drunk <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Big Grin">
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">You've had 10 pints of Guiness <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile"></div>
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Nay... not drunk enough...since you still knew how many you had.
 

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guiness? 10? nowhere NEAR enough<br>
guiness makes you FULL not drunk <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/tongue.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Stick out tounge caps"><br><br>
ps. i love guiness<br><br>
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when your makin out with a girl and you need to pull back and focus, just to remember who your neckin with...<br><br>
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i know... im bad. thats happened more than once..... sober too <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/frown.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Frown">
 

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when you throw up on your front porch, then pee on it
 

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Did I say 10? <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/smil3dbd4e4c2e742.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smil3dbd4e4c2e742">
 

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You wake up in the morning and you forgot a few minor details, including your own name.<br><br>
You don't get a hangover until two days after.
 

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when you have to put one foot on the floor and stare at a light or vcr or something to stop the spinning (all been there)
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">when you have to put one foot on the floor and stare at a light or vcr or something to stop the spinning (all been there)</div>
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So true<br><br>
I like to lay on the bed and stare at the light.........or try to spin against it
 

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spinning against it sounds... tiring.<br>
i hate being sooo tired you cant keep your eyes open, but when you close them, you feel like wretching. bad mix
 

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you wake up and realise this isn't your house
 

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... you spill your last glass of Scotch over the keyboard... then tip it down your throat straight from the keyboard, then panick that the scotch will catch fire and pour a glass of water over the kb, then tip that into the scotch glass (adrenaline helps you think better). Then carry on like nothing happened.<br><br>
Next afternoon I wondered why my keys were sticking, then it came back to me.<br><br>
I'm sure we've done worse.. .just thought this one was reasonably ontopic and tame enough to share.
 

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when you go to bed in the bath..... im sure we have all done that?<br><br>
Or when your tired so you try to go to sleep, you rest your head but it feels like it keeps going and going and very sick like!
 
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When you wake up in someones CAR a 1/4 mile from your house.....don't ask!
 

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<div style="font-style:italic;">when you go to bed in the bath..... im sure we have all done that?<br><br>
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Your that drunk ya talking to me on vent at like 3am talking S-hit! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="/images/smilies/lachen.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Lachen">
 
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.....when your talking to a chef on the food channel saying he didnt put enough salt in the food, then cussing him out for 10 minutes.
 
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