[HopeUTKN]

Yes, it is indeed stupid.

Quote:

User: Do you like apples? Cleverbot: Yes I like them. User: I like oranges. Cleverbot: Do you like apples? User: No. I like oranges. Cleverbot: I like oranges too. User: Me too. Cleverbot: No you don't.

 

[andrews2547]

Quote:

User: Hello, nice day for a chat. Bot: You're nice. User: Thank you. Bot: No Problem User: What do you like? Bot: Well, I like to read and do art. What about you? User: I like to listen to music. Bot: That is nice. User: I have to go now. Bot: Go in Peace, friend.

A lot more intelligent than I thought it was going to be lol. I am surprised that it didn't start arguing.

 

[rocklobsta1109]

I'll add one from a few days ago..

Quote:

Cleverbot: Why don't you become a comedian? User: Because they don't make any money. Cleverbot: You don't make sense. User: Why because I want to make money? Cleverbot: Prove it. User: How can I prove that I want something? Cleverbot: How can you not prove it? User: Circular logic is circular. Cleverbot: Unoriginal meme is unoriginal.'. User: Touché.

 

[andrews2547]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocklobsta1109 I'll add one from a few days ago..

OWNED!!!!!!!!!

 

[asuindasun]

Quote:

Originally Posted by TFL Replica Sometimes I'm convinced that my online teammates are bots. Just make a bot randomly spew out words like "noob" and "umad" and make them play consistently bad. It's going to be tough to tell the difference.

You must play HoN...

 

[ElectroManiac]

Quote:

CleverBot: I have several answers at the ready. But then again, I have the luxury of foresight, you don't. Me: So you figure it out that you are a robot. Cleverbot: Yes. Me: That's cool, thats the first step for becoming self awere. Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha.

Thats the first time I make cleverbot laugh.

 

[8ight]

bot: My parents are computers, does that make me human?
me: That's a dumb thought, of course not.
bot: Yes, master *eats a tree*.
me: Why the hell would you eat a tree?
bot: Because you speak Japanese very well.

 

[SamTheJarvis]

Says more about the test than the participants, that's all.

 

[Sean Webster]

Clever bot is officially a pedophile...

 

[Vlasov_581]

 

[nbmjhk6]

I had a conversation and had a few laughs like:

 

[narmour]

Cleverbot is totally stupid.

It doesn't remember anything you tell it.

Someone needs to

 

[Osiris[405]]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeeky;14887362
I beg to differ.

Here is how my convo went with cleverbot lol.

User: Hi.
Bot: Hi!
User: your stupid
Bot: Im Stupid ?
User: Yes Your Stupid
Bot: and my name is ?
User: Stupidbot
Bot: is that a friend of yours
User: No its you, you are now stupidbot
Bot: Sorry then, I forgot

You're stupid.

 

[qwertymac93]

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8ight;14889037
I can't believe this.

The reason all of these chat bots suck (including cleverbot, if you try it and think it's human you're a moron) is because they never take previous statements into consideration.

i.e.

*=you
>=bot

*are you wearing shoes?
>yes.
*what color are they?
>what color are what?

And that's what ruins every one of them.

Sometimes it seemed like cleverbot could remember up to 3 questions...
But when i asked how many it could remember, it said 5. and 5 questions later when i asked what i said 5 questions earlier, it told me i'd never know if it knew...

It's certainly adapting to its limitations...

 

[HK_47]

this is my best one so far

 

[Escatore]

It's like Watson after a lobotomy @.X

I decided to try fighting nonsense with nonsense.

And nothing particularly surprising happened.

I legitimately look forward to the day when I can talk to another computer and actually be able to carry on a good conversation. Imagine that - having computers as friends

Computers never talk about you behind your back or post passive-aggressive facebook statuses about you. >.< But then again... after we can talk to computers as friends and companions... what motivation will we have for going out into the world and making real friends?

 

[fatmario]

 

[L D4WG]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocklobsta1109;14891827
I'll add one from a few days ago..

Haha!

 

[GameBoy]

Quote:

User: I wanna be the very best!

Cleverbot: You will never be a pokemon.

 

[RedCloudFuneral]

It corrected me when I said your instead of you're, I told it to stop being a grammer nazi, and it said "grammar...".